Intimacy: Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic...

By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 13:10 - Australia

Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML

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By LosTits - 03/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said "I think your tits are smaller." FML

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Encouragement

By gretel - 16/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML

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By The fat and the ugly - 27/10/2011 18:56 - Finland

Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML

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By BrefODM - 13/06/2014 03:15 - United Kingdom

Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML

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By overachiever - 18/07/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML

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Thanks, honey.

By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML

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Roll with it

By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 17:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after months of exercise and diets and finally reaching my ideal weight, I told my morbidly obese cousin about my success, hoping to motivate him to do the same. He replied, "Why would it matter, you're still ugly." FML

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teague95 16

Monday 16 January 2012 19:00

hopefully you did it for yourself and not him

lolza 0

Monday 16 January 2012 18:59

What a horrible person!

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ivanhoe4u 3

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:51

Dump him.

Jordyn_WhoDat 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:57

Congratulations! Size of breasts shouldn't matter, as long as you're happy with yourself :)

kriptik_fml 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:58

i prefer smaller boobs. maybe its me but i always prefer petite girl and petite boobs idk why though

gman90210 18

Tuesday 17 January 2012 6:14

Well I for one like small breast. After having been with a woman for several years that had huge **** it got kinda sickly looking when she laid on the bed. That's why we ended up doing it doggie style when ever we had sex

killerkiss92 8

Tuesday 17 January 2012 6:21

"I finally reached my weight goal!!!" "yeah but now your **** are small" "that just means it matches your dick size" ^_^

meggy2010 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 6:48

Man, I wish the same was for me. I can lose all the weight I want and my boobs stay the same size. My genetics ****** me over. I weight 150 lbs, am 5'9" and wear like a 32 F (in other words 32 DDD). It really sucks because you have to buy all your shirts bigger and you have to try on everything and you pay at least $80 for a bra that's not even pretty.

kickyc 14

Tuesday 17 January 2012 10:47

Try being a 30L, 5' 2" and 110 lbs... Even at 100 lbs they're exactly the same size.

jobsman99 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 14:36

I dated a gal in college with really big **** like those. When I took her bra off and those **** came out, she always had big strap marks on her shoulders and back problems from all the weight. While she like me to tit f*ck her, she thankfully had a very good breast reduction done and was very thankful after that.