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By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 13:10 - Australia

Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML

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By LosTits - 03/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said "I think your tits are smaller." FML

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Encouragement

By gretel - 16/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML

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By The fat and the ugly - 27/10/2011 18:56 - Finland

Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML

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By BrefODM - 13/06/2014 03:15 - United Kingdom

Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML

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By overachiever - 18/07/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2025 05:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML

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Thanks, honey.

By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML

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Roll with it

By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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teague95 16

Monday 16 January 2012 19:00

hopefully you did it for yourself and not him

lolza 0

Monday 16 January 2012 18:59

What a horrible person!

Comments

freakypundit 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:37

**** are beautiful ... Whether tiny or big!

perdix 29

Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:44

Don't be racist! Not all **** are beautiful. There are beautiful **** that are big and small, and there are ugly **** that are big and small. That's what makes popping that bra off so thrilling, yet perilous.

charmanderCHAR 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:46

Your newest lifestyle change should be that shoddy, chauvinistic boyfriend of yours. Get rid of it.

Caydance14 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:50

Wow he's so... Supportive....

cykedelic 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 3:14

Don't let some asshole ruin your accomplishment! If all he cares about is your **** then that's his problem, not yours!

cykedelic 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 3:16

MisterEx 28

Tuesday 17 January 2012 3:16

If he doesn't like them he should grow a pair of his own and the size he wants. However, reading previous comments I can't help but to notice: how come 90% laugh at a small dick man and even use it as an insult to humiliate him, while people go apeshit if someone made a remark about small breasts?

cykedelic 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 3:19

I completely agree! Nobody can control what nature gives them and it's ridiculous that people should be made to feel ashamed to the point they think they need to make surgical or other alterations just to get approval.

Jk9880 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 3:33

**** are ****, doesnt matter if they are small

lw0 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 4:03

I really hope that doesn't happen to me.

wdd2 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 4:06

Tell him that if he likes big boobs so much he can gain weight and play with his, because you arent letting him anywhere near yours until he matures a bit.

Fmlsea 28

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:40

As long as ur happy it doesn't matter , but what a great support ur bf is not .

Thundercleese 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:46

Bad news: Looks like you need to lose another 180 lbs for so. Good news: Dumping your boyfriend is WAY easier than the weight loss you've some so far.