Love: Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years...

By LukeSkywalker - 23/12/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By womanlover12345 - 18/07/2011 16:05 - Spain

Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

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By Badam - 30/03/2013 01:29 - France - Geaune

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML

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By Oraashi - 26/06/2012 17:18 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML

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By youmakemesick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom - Tamworth

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2021 18:01 - United States - Angier

Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML

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By JackOLantern - 13/07/2009 20:16 - Satellite Provider

Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML

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By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML

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Friday 23 December 2011 19:02

At least it's not no

natashax21 5

Friday 23 December 2011 19:03

Take that as a yes and marry her before she has time to reconsider.

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matt98_fml 13

Friday 23 December 2011 22:15

She was probably numb at the moment due to her excitement. She'll probably show more emotion in a few hours.

BadSuerte 0

Friday 23 December 2011 22:16

At least she said yes!

robokid777 4

Friday 23 December 2011 22:24

this an fml why

bizarre_ftw 21

Friday 23 December 2011 22:38

She still said yes

michael91605 4

Friday 23 December 2011 22:40

but a hell yes is way better than a umm okay

Lady98K 4

Friday 23 December 2011 23:19

Maybe she was overwhelmed with emotion and chose to do that instead of blubbering like an idiot...? Or not, who knows?

RedCamaro10 0

Friday 23 December 2011 23:36

You're such a little bitch.

anybody7 0

Friday 23 December 2011 23:44

Be glad that she didn't say no.

TheGothGamerGirl 20

Friday 23 December 2011 23:47

"Why not" she says >:)

ILoveTabz 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 0:07

Wow... What an ass.

Icecream93 4

Saturday 24 December 2011 0:07

Your so romantic :)

murdersquirrel 15

Saturday 24 December 2011 0:52

His so romantic what?

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