Miscellaneous: Today, after pulling an all-nighter for my Bio final at 8AM and...

By fuckbio - 12/12/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, after pulling an all-nighter for my Bio final at 8AM and drinking 6 sodas, 3 energy drinks, and coffee throughout the night, an hour into the exam, I had to go to the restroom, so I get permission and go. I'm 1 of 3 people. They later find a cheat sheet in the restroom. Now I'm a suspect. FML

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By eminem blows cock - 15/06/2012 16:41 - Ireland - Kilflynn

Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML

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By peoplesuck - 14/05/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML

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By crap - 02/07/2019 00:01

Today, I was tired from an all-nighter I'd pulled because I thought I had the next four days off work. I got called in, and went because I have bills to pay. However, the amount of energy drinks I drank to stay on top of my job duties gave me such bad diarrhea, I had to go home. FML

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By Saad Ahmed - 26/11/2022 02:00 - Pakistan - Islamabad

Today, I found out that yesterday's exam, which I left almost blank, had been leaked 3 hours prior. I hadn't been able to see it because my phone was out of juice. FML

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By Skyler - 24/04/2013 19:14 - United States

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2012 07:23

Today, I had my end of year physics exam. I wasn't sure about some stuff, so I hid my notes and textbook in the bathroom. Halfway through, I got up, went to the bathroom, and as soon as I picked up the book, forgot what I was looking for. I can't even cheat right. FML

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By Speechless - 18/03/2015 08:37 - United States - San Luis Obispo

Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML

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By rune breaker - 23/08/2018 22:05

Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2011 16:14 - Netherlands

Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML

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By Casey - 11/06/2009 12:59 - France

Today, I took a test as part of a job requirement. I took a sip from a bottle of juice, and the lady leading the test gave me a warning. I tried to explain that if I didn't, I would faint. She took the bottle and hid it. 15 minutes later I collapsed. She thought I was faking. I'm hypoglycemic. FML

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YayAmerica 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 12:32

This is why I never leave during tests. Too paranoid.

noype 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 15:38

Tell them if it was you you would have been smart enough to flush the cheat sheet.

Comments

shalizzz 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 16:14

Why does everyone assume the OP didn't study beforehand? Have you ever been to college? Have you ever had an important exam? I study all the time.......really, all the librarians know me......and the cleaning ladies in the library.....BUT, I go to Law School, which means I have hundreds and hundreds of pages of information to memorise for every single subject. So I sometimes pull all-nighters for the very difficult exams.

htownlove 0

Friday 12 February 2010 3:54

I've seen one like this before...

Euphoria96 0

Friday 16 April 2010 23:41

wht does OP mean..

KJLD5 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 7:32

may I ask why u wasted ur time writing the first half? :P

KJLD5 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 7:34

damn that's stupid

KJLD5 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 5:55

or u couldve only said the last few lines

dfergy 5

Wednesday 22 June 2011 7:23

i agree with 25. who cares what you do? just laugh at the fml and move on. nobody cares about your 7 hour sleep cycle.

pita2423 10

Friday 12 August 2011 9:39

I had something similar happen to me only our whole class cheated. as in my entire grade. and we got caught. and u should be fine as long as u don't get a one hundred on it.

twloha94 9

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:58

I agree with your username OP, **** bio indeed!

rubberduck_of_doom 31

Tuesday 17 October 2017 11:58

You kinda deserve it... Had you started studying sooner you wouldn't have had to pull an all-nighter hence you wouldn't have had to go to the toilet during the exam.... Learn to manage your time better and start studying sooner rather than later...