By Sophie - 17/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, after recently having had surgery, I Iearnt that some extra tissue was needed to cover up the hole in the roof of my mouth. Where did they get this tissue? From a dead person. I now have the flesh of a dead person in my mouth, which by the way is now infected. FML
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Same thing different taste

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just cause the person died doesn't mean the cells are dead. anyway, there's recycled cells of dead things in everything that you eat. don't worry about it :)

be grateful. anyways, you put dead carcass in your mouth everyday when you eat meat.

Haze_Zero 0

zomg ur becoming a zombie >_> we have to kill u send me a pm with ur address it will be swift and painless

Argghhhhhhh! Solanum virus! O_O Quick, amputate your head!

damn that sucks that its infected but it would of been funny if its was your dead husband/wife then you could say even thou hes gone we are still one...

Erindub 0

First true FML I've read in a really long time. Dude I'm sure you'll get used to it in the long run and what-not but still that freaking suuuuuuucks!

I've had 14 surgeries to fix the hole in the roof of my mouth I was born with. 75% of it was gone when I was born. You can quit your goddamn bitching.

DublinJones 0

Eh, it sure as hell beats the usual skin graft supply. Ever wonder what happens to the foreskin after a circumcision?