Miscellaneous: Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt... - FML

By AmericanDream - 01/12/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML

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You deserved it 21 762

By Karaline45 - 15/12/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML

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You deserved it 20 961

By dating a big bag of dicks - 13/05/2014 21:02 - United States

Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML

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By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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Definitely memorable

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML

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You deserved it 55 001

Bye bye Bambi

By Anonymous - 24/05/2021 19:59

Today, I hit two deer at the same time on my way to work around 50 mph. They jumped out of the bushes last minute, leaving me zero time to react. I waited a full year to get this truck, shopped around to get what I wanted, and it's my "dream truck". I've only had it for two weeks. FML

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You deserved it 130

By anonymous - 28/12/2016 05:07 - United States

Today, while hiking in the mountains in North Carolina, I finally got to the deer I had been tracking for almost an hour. I was watching it from about 10 feet away, and enjoying every moment. Within a few seconds, my niece yelled from across the river to ask if I had found it. It ran away. FML

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Bad timing

By J…… - 12/05/2020 17:00

Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML

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Bastard Bambi busts bumper

By SugarCoat - 08/06/2017 18:00

Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML

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sidkid008 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 11:58

Welcome to America!

ScaughtieHolden 11

Thursday 1 December 2011 11:57

Now you can try venison.

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amam96 7

Saturday 3 December 2011 3:47

oh Lord, "majestic"? yeah, they're SOOO cute. Until they jump in front of your car, cause your dog to bark ALL night long, and their dead carcasses litter your yard because the coyote that ate them decided to leave his food behind. ADORABLE.

needsagf14 12

Saturday 3 December 2011 5:53

Deer are not majestic. Just search YouTube.

cgarcia9789 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 8:45

How stupid do you have to be to live in a shitty place like america!

_words_of_wisdom 4

Saturday 3 December 2011 22:23

yeah deer are really majestic. . . when they're on my plate.

nateym 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 9:03

Ouch. Should try out Canada! ;)

Gigaboo 0

Monday 5 December 2011 6:55

now u know what ur gonna have for dinner!

pu13 5

Monday 5 December 2011 8:23

As a Canadian with hundreds of seers around his house, I can say, seers are not majestic.

pike1346 3

Monday 5 December 2011 16:15

Welcome!

thygerson 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 1:01

this how we hunt in america u should see how we kill ducks. (airplane)

metalcoremaster 4

Wednesday 7 December 2011 23:21

I see 3 majestic deer everyday, one in the living room, one in the hall, and one in my room. It's not a majestic animal, it's a delicious animal

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