By Jeathrow - 16/02/2012 15:01 - United States

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Today, after recently moving to an apartment, we've already been asked if we wanted to buy drugs, had a children's chair thrown through the front window, our door painted with "CUNT LICKER" and my laundry stolen. FML
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ajpopoca88 3

nows a good time to find somewhere else to live. before something dangerous happens

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PlaidPanda 9

Did you do ANY kind of research/asking around before moving on?

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dobbyisfreeeeeee 10

Nice knowing you

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Cat_Daniels 6

Your children will have such good influences!

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sacredeye73 11

Maybe you should have been more attentive to your wife. Let this be a lesson.

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JayJavaMonsterr 10

Nice neighborhood! You live in apartment "**** LICKER"? My friend lives in apartment "BLUE WAFFLE"... Nice building with nice people... Free chairs & good dealers! It's a paradise! But seriously, MOVE OUT!

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massagenist 0

One of my neighbors is on craigs list erotic services. She has knocked on my door 3 different times after being stabbed by her customers.

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haha_goodone 3

#155...craigslist erotic services has been gone for a while now.

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quig7130 2

Buy a 12 gauge. The sound alone will make any one pee them selves. :)

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