By Jeathrow - 16/02/2012 15:01 - United States

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Today, after recently moving to an apartment, we've already been asked if we wanted to buy drugs, had a children's chair thrown through the front window, our door painted with "CUNT LICKER" and my laundry stolen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 284
You deserved it 4 004
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ajpopoca88 3

nows a good time to find somewhere else to live. before something dangerous happens

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PlaidPanda 9

Did you do ANY kind of research/asking around before moving on?

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mwolverine 1

Looks like you should consider a safer town...

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sicnesses 6

Probably should have actually looked into the neighborhood status before buying the place.. That sounds horrible

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BlackListed21 3

That's what happens when you live in low income housing

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skullcandifiedDJ 5

What friendly neighbors... QUICK! Put up the electric fences, install security cameras and arm yourself with crazy crackheads repellent SPRAY

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YourBuddyElmo 5

A.k.a offer them a job every time they come near your house...should send them running.

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Pelreskovich 11

Do some research before moving! It's your own fault whether you had to move to a new place quickly or not, and I'm assuming your laundry was stolen because you left it unattended. As for your door.. The only logical thing to do is to paint everyone else's doors with "scrotum licker" since you have no idea who painted yours.

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Doxy 22

But then if everyone's doors except his were painted with "scrotum licker" it won't take a genius to figure out who did it. And who knows what is going to be thrown at him this time.

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Schizomaniac 24

Wasn't so obvious, 39. How was he supposed to know? You seem like the kind of person who enjoys vandalizing things, throwing up gang signs in your picture and all. Damn hooligan.

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thegr8tdbate 4

49 that's not a gang sign. Also it wasn't an obvious joke but it was easy to tell it is a joke since most comments on fml are usually sarcastic or joking. Only every now and then do you find people on here who forget that we come to have fun on here and take things too seriously. I would throw things through everyone's window instead. Since his is already broken he gets revenge and it blends in. Haha!

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peachesncreem 21

OMG. #39 and I must be in the same gang! I too, throw that sign up when posing for pictures :)

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julialinn 2

Try saving up for a nicer neighborhood?

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cyK0tek 0

I don't see how cu nt licker is supposed to be an insult lol

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DocBastard 38

Perhaps because it is PAINTED ON THEIR DOOR. But maybe I'm just reading it too literally.

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Rocky007 15

I'm guessing they are lesbians. Thus the hate.

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rabbittboi 18

Or they live in an all male gay neighborhood and are 3 days older than the average angry little club twink...

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kportal69 5

What do you not research the area before you move?? Tip for next time I suggest you do that.

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fistnazal 10

Peanut butter and crack sandwiches... Mm mmmmm : )

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fistnazal 10

Well look at that. I dont know how i ended up here. I have fallen victim to the comment gods. Thumbs doooown..... GO!

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