Intimacy: Today, after returning home from a camping trip, I found a leech...

By jab43 - 23/07/2011 00:57 - United States

Today, after returning home from a camping trip, I found a leech on my love spuds. I ended up having to call my dad in to help me get it off. FML

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By asdfBUTT - 06/03/2012 01:36 - United States

Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 21:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got bug bit on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML

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By maruskasommers - 09/01/2012 09:39 - Czech Republic

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

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By Becks - 07/09/2020 23:01

Today, I found a bug in my bra. Not a huge deal, so I flicked him out. Turns out he was a black blister beetle. I woke to at 3 a.m. to insane pain, as well as the water blisters all over my boobs. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 16:47 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML

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By Sarah220 - 12/07/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, I woke up to a pain on my eyelid. I stumbled into the bathroom to find a huge tick attached to the edge of my eyelid. My dad used tweezers to pull it off, only the head stuck. I had to go to the doctor and sit there for 15 minutes so she could pull the rest out. FML

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By Broderick - 26/03/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML

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By StungAlot - 19/06/2012 10:32 - United States

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML

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Saturday 23 July 2011 5:49

love spuds? bahaha :)

Idonebeenhad 17

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:56

ydi for calling them love spuds

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k9luver13 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 17:45

that's awkward

kenta_fml 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 17:45

fail for calling them love spuds

xXSKYLARXx 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 17:59

deep down in my plumbss

baconboy_42 8

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:08

You could have just poured salt on it and be done with the task. For future reference of course. But love the term "love spuds".

LASERZ7 4

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:19

whats a love spud?

16rrpass 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:26

What are love spuds??

sorryforyou 0

Monday 25 July 2011 9:38

his balls

SinisterSnakes 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:39

hehe love spuds

thetrollyoulike 6

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:46

at least you didn't just tear the leech off...

spd2fst4u 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:50

love spuds? lol, never has that term ever come up. nor will it again.

izzey 1

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:55

pretty sure i've never heard of the term love spuds sounds kind of creepy

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