Intimacy: Today, after returning home from a camping trip, I found a leech...

By jab43 - 23/07/2011 00:57 - United States

Today, after returning home from a camping trip, I found a leech on my love spuds. I ended up having to call my dad in to help me get it off. FML

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By asdfBUTT - 06/03/2012 01:36 - United States

Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 21:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got bug bit on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML

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By maruskasommers - 09/01/2012 09:39 - Czech Republic

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 16:47 - United States - Suwanee

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By Sarah220 - 12/07/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, I woke up to a pain on my eyelid. I stumbled into the bathroom to find a huge tick attached to the edge of my eyelid. My dad used tweezers to pull it off, only the head stuck. I had to go to the doctor and sit there for 15 minutes so she could pull the rest out. FML

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By Broderick - 26/03/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML

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By StungAlot - 19/06/2012 10:32 - United States

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML

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Saturday 23 July 2011 5:49

love spuds? bahaha :)

Idonebeenhad 17

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:56

ydi for calling them love spuds

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softball1432 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:57

"love spuds" haaaaaaa!!!!!! oh gosh.. that made my day..

phatdaddy62 23

Saturday 23 July 2011 8:05

Anybody under 18 years old, stop asking what a damn love spud is. Some moron pulled the term out of his ass!

Squeaky_Tomato 14

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:50

Oh thank goodness only people under 18 can't ask what "love spuds" are. That means I'm safe. So what are "love spuds"?

grapist 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 8:08

how are there more u totally deserved it's?

grapist 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 8:11

wait jk sorry my b I'm retarded

mrmerino 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 8:12

if you pour salt or lime juice on a leech, it should pop off. better luck next time, OP.

0utlawed 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 8:15

got the love spuds! in the love shack! baby love shack!

FlurffyPupQueen 7

Saturday 23 July 2011 8:23

I love how you called "your boys" your love spuds :)

blacksswan 10

Saturday 23 July 2011 8:39

love spuds..... (goes on google images) oohhh Ahhh ewe. oh my. No comments.

oarisimo 4

Saturday 23 July 2011 8:56

ydi for saying, "love spuds".

joncole 6

Saturday 23 July 2011 8:58

love spuds? use English plz I'm so confused

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