By DocBastard - 17/12/2011 02:29 - United States
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Akai, the only people who say that are people who don't have kids. My 2 children are the most precious things in my world, and I've smiled more since my daughter was born than in all my previous years combined. I truly feel sorry for people who think like you.
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Quit scaring the baby c:
I gotta say... totally deserved it. When I, at 8, decided that I wanted kids one day I began working on not making any noise when I experience pain. Since then I have been on fire, had my left index finger hit with a sledgehammer (wicked scar!) and fallen out of a 60 foot tree only to land in an unpleasant way on the lowest branch after hitting many of the branches on the way down (to preempt any jokes: it was a gorgeous tree, if a tree can indeed be gorgeous). The sledgehammer elicited a "huh... that's lovely." Heck, I'm even trying to cut curses out of my life. It's called being a parent. Work on it.
If you actually did break your toe, and you're not just saying it hurt, FYL. Definitely. I hope you're okay.
****.
This made me laugh ROFLLLL
my first word was 'penis', my sister was 15 at the time and had fun mind ******* me :(
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You do seem to be in quite a jam. I would definitely call a toe-truck. Holy Shat it's Doc!!!
Remember those parrots that repeat what you say, small children are very much like them.