Kids: Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because...

By future missing person maker person thingy - 11/10/2012 20:37 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one my parents bought my ten-year-old brother, he got pissed and threw it into our pool. I'm now grounded for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 20:39 - Denmark

Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 00:41 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By Vickie - 18/06/2021 16:00

Today, while mopping the kitchen, I ended up slipping and and knocked over the table that had my mom’s iPad on it. The screen shattered; I sprained my wrist. I asked my mom to take me to the ER. She called me "selfish" because her iPad screen repair would "cost more." FML

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By thanks for the $5 gift voucher - 13/06/2015 16:34 - United States - Randleman

Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML

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By epiiphany - 16/12/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By Hunter Ferguson - 31/07/2018 13:00 - United States - Fort Washington

Today, I got grounded for 2 weeks for slapping my brother after he threw a baseball at my head and hit my shin with a bat. He’s in 9th grade and I'm in 8th. He got ice cream to "cheer him up". FML

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By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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Haters Gonna Hate

By apparentlyweird - 28/08/2018 22:00

Today, my dad's new girlfriend's daughter came over with them. She had a tantrum because my brand new computer, which I worked and saved for, was better than her notebook, which was bought for her. So what did she do? Oh, she threw it off my desk. For some reason I'm being yelled at. FML

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Friday 12 October 2012 3:01

If that's all you did, I admire your restraint.

Zestus 19

Friday 12 October 2012 3:01

Throw him in the pool

Comments

canderson1111 5

Saturday 13 October 2012 8:05

Forget calling him a bastard. If beat the shit out of him!

William488 1

Saturday 13 October 2012 8:47

First world problems.

MexicanGinger 5

Saturday 13 October 2012 15:46

Damn, what a jerk

emmyjayyay 7

Saturday 13 October 2012 17:01

Wow, your brother and parents are assholes... Considering you're already grounded, I'd be pretty tempted to throw lil' bro's in the pool too. Or just take bro's and move out.

murphy87 0

Saturday 13 October 2012 17:18

You see that lead weight over there you get what you need to do

WhiteDragonBH 1

Saturday 13 October 2012 17:42

I would have tell on him and then I would have beat the shit off of him. And break his iPad in half.

Fishfanatic 7

Saturday 13 October 2012 17:53

Seen the film "300" OP? ( watch it of not ) Lure your brother to the pool or wait until he is near the edge. Bellow at the top of your lungs " MY. ******* . IPAAAAAAD !!!!" and BOOT that little swine into the pool as hard as you can. Chuck his own Ipad in after him.

nix1993 41

Saturday 13 October 2012 22:04

I wouldn't even think twice about it- his iPad would go STRAIGHT into the pool. Then I'd push the little bastard in after it to collect them both.

jarockstar27 10

Saturday 13 October 2012 23:58

Ummmm your parents should be reprimanding your brother....if i were you move out at 18 someone is clearly the favorite child, i will give you a hint, its not you....