Animals: Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas,...

By dogh8er - 18/12/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2016 13:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I punished my new dog for taking a shit inside by putting him in the kennel. He punished me by breaking out of the kennel and destroying everything in my house. Including Christmas presents. FML

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By Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2022 03:00

Today, to try to have a less depressing Christmas, I've put up a small tree in my apartment and wrapped some presents for myself. I woke from a nap to the sound of my cat vomiting. What did she throw up on? The presents. FML

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Bad doggo!

By Vicky - 22/09/2024 14:00 - Australia

Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML

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By Lisa87 - 21/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML

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By Coldandshoeless - 08/01/2013 10:40 - United States - Hackettstown

Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML

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By Dad41 - 21/06/2019 12:00

Today, I came home from work and found that my son had taken every single one of his toys out and left them on the floor. Plus some goldfish crackers. FML

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By DOGSNACHER - 29/12/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 19:44 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my dog got so excited about a new toy that she vomited all over it. I had to clean up the vomit, throw away the toy, and now have a very sad dog. FML

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By iFail - 25/12/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I waited anxiously until midnight to open my Christmas presents. As the clock struck midnight, I ran out into the living room, super-excited to open them, only to discover that everyone in our house had already opened theirs, and had all gone to bed. FML

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adropofpeace 8

Monday 19 December 2011 1:41

Santa will not be pleased.

DontModMeDammit 10

Monday 19 December 2011 1:46

My fat cat just enjoys laying on all the presents and crushing anything fragile in the process.

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hateevryone 14

Tuesday 20 December 2011 5:59

he really likes that toy

lilrocker90 10

Tuesday 20 December 2011 22:06

Your dog sounds cute!

whynotbliss 18

Wednesday 21 December 2011 18:19

This is one more reason cats are better!

slackattack364 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 4:46

My dog knocked over all the presents to but luckly did not rip them

mahlulu22 4

Saturday 24 December 2011 2:17

at least it wasnt a cat, I had one and all it did was attack the presents and tree, but mostly the ornaments.

socall91 0

Monday 26 December 2011 7:50

The best part of having a bulldog is they sleep so they don't ruin things

chubby_choco 17

Monday 23 January 2012 21:29

Is it strange that I feel equally bad for you AND your dog?

mike307 11

Monday 26 November 2012 3:00

Train your dog. YDI

doglover100 28

Monday 24 February 2014 14:54

I feel bad for both of you.

Nicole67192 2

Monday 23 June 2014 17:28

Smart dog

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