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By dogh8er - 18/12/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML

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By Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

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Today, I came home from work and found that my son had taken every single one of his toys out and left them on the floor. Plus some goldfish crackers. FML

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By DOGSNACHER - 29/12/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 19:44 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my dog got so excited about a new toy that she vomited all over it. I had to clean up the vomit, throw away the toy, and now have a very sad dog. FML

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By iFail - 25/12/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I waited anxiously until midnight to open my Christmas presents. As the clock struck midnight, I ran out into the living room, super-excited to open them, only to discover that everyone in our house had already opened theirs, and had all gone to bed. FML

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Monday 19 December 2011 1:41

Santa will not be pleased.

DontModMeDammit 10

Monday 19 December 2011 1:46

My fat cat just enjoys laying on all the presents and crushing anything fragile in the process.

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JayBay97 0

Monday 19 December 2011 4:05

I think he's just excited for Christmas it is a great holiday :3

J_Shorty_17 6

Monday 19 December 2011 4:37

I've never heard of dogs having an attachment to a toy to the extent of being destructive if the toy seemingly gets lost.

DaMan25 4

Monday 19 December 2011 5:04

Merry Christmas

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 19 December 2011 5:22

Brian when he can't have a Dry Martini...

Valy_fml 5

Monday 19 December 2011 5:39

That dog must really really love that toy, poor thing :( you should of put him in a mother room haha

Maxfemale 3

Monday 19 December 2011 5:41

Did he at lest find it?

needsagf14 12

Monday 19 December 2011 5:50

There's this thing called controlling your pet

frank678 7

Monday 19 December 2011 5:53

I used to wrap presents, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

summinay 0

Monday 19 December 2011 6:46

I can't even have a tree because my cat viciously attacks if.

_AmyPeace_ 2

Monday 19 December 2011 7:04

Oh no...... but at least he tries and your dog doesn't give up!

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