By Jennagirl - 12/10/2009 14:03 - Australia

Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
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haweb 0

If it was a while ago then maybe it's from his previous girlfriend. Could be that it was under his bed or somewhere else and he had just recently found it. Or maybe he's trying to get you to break up with him. *shrugs* Pick your favorite explanation.

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Anonanimal 0

Love how you ever so casually managed to put in your bra cup size there

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JaymeBooWhite 0

awww hell naw. fuxx him up

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agreed 0

no u guys have it all wrong.. there is no cheating boyfriend somebody here just got a taste of reality. Sweetie, admit it ure not as big as u hoped u were...

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hey2341 0

sweetie, admit it, someone here just got a taste of reality: you're completely retarded

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franfran_fml 0

I'm sure all this time she's been buying D cup bras and stuffing them with toilet paper. Stop before you make more of a fool of yourself. Okay, sweetie?

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gorina 0

The Itty Bitty Titty Committee sure seems mad. I love how any comment that suggests a larger bust size is better than a small one will instantly get thumb'd down.

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plexico 3

Maybe he had your mum send him your old bras from when you were growing up. Maybe you were a B when you were 11. Naaaaahhh! He's cheating. Worse, he's a cheating idiot! No worries, mate, if you start swinging around some nice D's, you're going to hit an interested bloke pretty quickly!

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YDIBITCHES 0

Plexico you're scaring me why are you talking like an England ******?

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Witchcraft_fml 4

England ******? *sigh* Will the ignorance never end? I could bristle at you for being a nescient ****, but you probably don't know what that means.

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plexico 3

Because I noticed the OP was from Australia and I threw in the little Aussie slang that I know. Am I forgiven?

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Inverted 0

Swing around a good pair of D's, and you're liable to hit more than just an interesting bloke... I hope you have insurance

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AntiChrist7 0

Don't date assholes. YDI

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franfran_fml 0

'Cause she knew he was going to be an asshole. You deserve everything that happens to you, Antichrist, just 'cause you're stupid.

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ZombieKnickers_fml 8

Theres lots of reasons why he could be giving to the bra despite it being a bit small. 1. He's cheating on you 2. It's one of his ex's 3. It's yours from forever ago. 4. It's his way of giving you a present. WE JUST DON'T KNOW.

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Lilman11 0

dear dumb **** breasts are mainly fat so it is more likely but not always

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Could be worse. Somewhere there is a B size girl who just got a D size bra returned to her. Time for you to give him those extra large condoms your previous boyfriend left.

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user1063 0

Is that you, plexico?

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ilttotp 0

Dude! You're boyfriend's a douch.

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flexicano 0

How do you forget your bra at your boyfriend's house? Don't you feel your breasts are feeling really free? Unless you brought another bra to wear the next day, which I doubt. Still, you check that you have everything with you when leaving, no?

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lawlalot 0

Some of you are stupid. 1) you do not have to be overweight to have size D cups. I would know. And frankly calling her fat and obese was way out of line, especially since it seems that you yourself have no common sence whatsoever. 2) obviously she posted this because he is cheating on her. He gave her the wrong girl's bra, which was a B cup. And trust me on this, why would it have been hers "a long time ago"? It takes a freakin long time to get from a B to a D. I've had mine since I was twelve, so I don't think that works out. Some of you people really need to learn to shut your mouth when you're talking about something you obviously don't know anything about.

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Armin_fml 0

How can we do that when we lose our concentration when this subject is touched? D: ^ look, it's a failed joke. Don't shoot it, it's an endangered species

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plexico 3

lawlalot, Maybe some of us are stupid. Some of would like to be educated -- we're visual learners so we need pics!

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musikbox 0

thank you! My bra size hasn't changed despite losing alot of weight. even when I was 120 lbs & 5'7" in high school, my boobs were huge. I was a D cup in 9th grade.

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musikbox 0

thank you so much. I'm 5'7", 146 lbs. Down from...well, wayy up there. Haven't lost a cup size. I was a D in 9th grade, now I'm an E. I'll probably get a reduction done though, I don't think it's too good for the back.

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lawlalot 0

I just got a reduction last week. I went from an I to a D and I am sooo happy! If you really think you need it I would deff recommend it. It's not even that painful.

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tanna123 0

I got one too from a g to a C/D def recommend. Many people on here think breast tissue is all fat, and therefore correlates directly to weight. It's a mix of fat tissue and glandular epithelial tissue. In some cases its almost impossible to significantly reduce the breast size without becoming skin and bones.

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