By Hallllo - 11/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 100 303
You deserved it 9 101

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sounds like another retarded Twilight fan. Find someone who doesn't dwell on the fantasy world.

Millybug 0

And Twilight screws over another poor guy. Ok-- I am a Twilight fan, they are wretchedly cheesy teen romance novels, but still I am a fan. On that note; Twilighters, those stupid, obsessive, moronic little fangirls who want every guy to be like Edward should be shot in the face. Sorry dude, that really blows.

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lifsukssumtimes 0

I couldn't agree more with most of these comments. I was forced to read the twilight series by my friend, [under contract], and I DO NOT understand the whole twilight obsession. He's just a character. in a book. he's not real. get over it! ---- and guys, vampires die in the sunlight. they do not **sparkle**. ugh.

justinsbaby291 0

you should have said well maybe i am lol...stupid twilight books

I wonder how many relationships Twilight has ****** up. The most disturbing part of it all is the fact that all these girls have been brainwashed into thinking Edward Cullen is the perfect boyfriend. He's a total stalker.

Damn Edward!! I still can't believe how many stories I've heard like this. Sucks dude.

This is pathetic. The amount of replies on here is pathetic. And yes, I am going to join in by posting. I read Twilight. I absolutely love it. I read a LOT of books. What the **** is the problem here? Oh no, people like a book :( What a shame. Yes, it is retarded to be obsessed. But like someone previously said, it's just as bad if I, a non Star Wars(Or Star Trek, whichever, same difference to me) fan, ran around going GOD STAR WARS SUCKS! Because I'm not interested. And to that DUMBFUCK who said people can't rewrite preset fantasy creatures.. what the ****, are you retarded? Trolls can't be tall? I believe in the R. A. Salvatore books trolls are tall and can regenerate and only be killed with fire. They aren't little hobbit-like creatures under a bridge. Oh shit, you better go yell at him for being creative! **** off and grow an imagination. .. So this probably skipped from subject to subject but I don't care. I'm done now

God Damn twilight is ruining everything for us guys and the stephaine whats her name who wrote the book was high when she came up with them im not even kidding

I doubt Stephenie Meyer was high. The books are based off of dreams and sexual fantasies she had. She's a middle aged, chubby Mormon woman in a shitty marriage. All that + the ability to write something that will hold most preteen girls' attention = Twilight series.

so...lads are pissed because they aren't getting laid anymore. Ohno, **** off and stop criticising twilight. Just 'cause you're so lame that girls prefer a fictional vampire.

Britt08 0

OMG could be attack of those friggin twihearts? That seriously sucks, but maybe it's better off that she walked away. I have found that most obsessive twilight fanigirls AKA twihearts, usually have some deep seeded problems that would come back and bite you in the a** later. I mean, there is nohing wronge in liking the book, but when the lines between fantasy and reality blur something is off. When people start obsessing over fictional characters, that sparkle in the sun for christs sake, then something is wronge. I completely agree with # 266 and #270 Edward is not only a stalker but also a pediphile, and Bella is pretty much a necrophiliac. pedophile + necrophiliac = Twilight fangirl fantasy