By Hallllo - 11/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 100 303
You deserved it 9 101

Same thing different taste

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Sounds like another retarded Twilight fan. Find someone who doesn't dwell on the fantasy world.

Millybug 0

And Twilight screws over another poor guy. Ok-- I am a Twilight fan, they are wretchedly cheesy teen romance novels, but still I am a fan. On that note; Twilighters, those stupid, obsessive, moronic little fangirls who want every guy to be like Edward should be shot in the face. Sorry dude, that really blows.

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FFS I ******* hate Twilight now you know, all of my friends have gone proper crazy over it. Stupid ho's. ¬¬

that sucks dude, so many other fmls like that. I hate twilight too if it makes u feel any better

buffalosaurus 0

That's when you run after her and bite her neck. And then run away, because the silly girl will probably call the cops.

since vampires are technically dead shes a necrophiliac

you dodged a bullet. She may be hot, but she's crazy as ****.

ChocolatexGames 0

she wants someone more like Edward, lol.

See, that's what Twilight is doing to people. I freaking hate that stupid series, it sucked. It's taking over the minds of people! D:< I'm probably one of the only teenage girls that can say that they hate Edward Cullen and couldn't even stomache reading through the first book. :P