By Hallllo - 11/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 100 303
You deserved it 9 101

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sounds like another retarded Twilight fan. Find someone who doesn't dwell on the fantasy world.

Millybug 0

And Twilight screws over another poor guy. Ok-- I am a Twilight fan, they are wretchedly cheesy teen romance novels, but still I am a fan. On that note; Twilighters, those stupid, obsessive, moronic little fangirls who want every guy to be like Edward should be shot in the face. Sorry dude, that really blows.

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augustdanielle 0

that's kind of hilarious, but also ridiculous. honestly, i'm a teenager and i don't get why so many people are so obsessed with Twilight, it's not even any good tbh.

evermore12345 0

just because the girl said vampire doesn't mean she was talking about edward/twilight. why does twilight have to be brought into anything vampire related? and did any of you stop to think that maybe the girl was just a freak?

Karnezar 2

Should've bitten her. Until she died.

twigirl24 0
newguy12 0

better look for some vampire bats

evermore12345 0

#269 finally someone with a goddamn brain

omg twilight is the stupidest shit in the world

Twilight -- The ultimate ****-block.