you can blame twilight on that one. Maybe you should sparkle in the daylight. That'll get you the girls.

if you're gonna make it up you might as well make it funny or a little bit interesting

Twilight claims victim to yet another delusional female. If nothing else, a girl that would allow such a ridiculous fantasy to influence their love life would be an idiot in other ways, too, and so you're lucky for getting out of that.

this doesn't have anyhing to do with twilight she was on her period and wanted you to eat her out

Cockblocked by a stupid fantasy book. FYL

I love how many comments this one FML has... I'm gunna feed the fire: Twilight (I've never read, don't need to) is probably very poorly written and butchers vampires. Why do girls like it? Most of the girls that read it are girls that have never read a book for pleasure. I read books all the time, my sisters don't. Suddenly, they are going bat-shit crazy over these twilight books. They don't know anything about good literature, but my sister tells me that I should be more like Edward. I like being alive, thank you. As for the OP, you really are lucky. This would be her post: "Today I went out with another guy that isn't a vampire and I'm still alive. FML"

I apologize, but every Twilight fan is crazy, because they (the books) are awful. It's not even real literature. I'm usually a proponent of any and all books, but I would love to ban the author from ever writing anything down, ever again. EVER. Poorly written, she deserves to work at a tabloid mag instead of writing books. twilight- "Oh edward ****bag, love me forever and ever, and let's have little annoying gits for children". Not-so-real life where vampires exist- "Edwa-" #CHOMP# , "see you the **** later, mcdinner".

LOL!!! another twilight fan u should have bit her she probably wouldnt have walked away i love twilight... but seriously, thats so ridiculous to even wish something like that

Look at all you haters. People are obsessed with pop culture. How far they let it get into their own lives is the disturbing thing. Books are amazing for escape, and it's part of being a teenager to have unrealistic fantasies, but there's a fine line. This girl is not worth your time, clearly!

SHE'S TOTALLY A POSER FANGIRL!!! REAL Twilight fangirls such as myself are sane enough to know that vampires dont exist and we'll find our Edward someday in the form of a human because REAL men dont sparkle. Honestly, you're lucky.