By Hallllo - 11/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 100 303
You deserved it 9 101

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sounds like another retarded Twilight fan. Find someone who doesn't dwell on the fantasy world.

Millybug 0

And Twilight screws over another poor guy. Ok-- I am a Twilight fan, they are wretchedly cheesy teen romance novels, but still I am a fan. On that note; Twilighters, those stupid, obsessive, moronic little fangirls who want every guy to be like Edward should be shot in the face. Sorry dude, that really blows.

Comments

**** BLOCKED BY A VAMPIRE!!!! Who doesn't even exist! Haha. Bitch is crazy! Enough said.

bahahaha 0
krisFrAnHeehar 0

Hi #19 here, and first im not trying to stereotype people who dont like twilight. Second how can Edward ruin the name vampire, vampires suck blood and kill people THEYRE ALL ABUSIVE. Next Im not Twihard. Harry Potter was way better, and i like other vampire books, like i love Amelia Altwater Rhodes. So to everyone who commented hating me SHUT.THE.****.UP!!!!!

grazynaanka 0

I love Twilight as much as the next person. I thought it was a good book. Well good enough to fill my time while waiting to read actual good works of literature. But, it's taking over people's hold on reality. All of this Twilight, Edward, Vampire fantasies and stuff are not healthy. They are fake. Make believe. And no matter how hard you wish for it, it's never going to happen. Fantasize about real people. But, I was also thinking about something. There are such things as vampires. Not the Hollywood or Twilight types of vampires. But actual people who drink blood, sleep in coffins, etc.... Maybe she meant that.

Nai_fml 0

#175: Excuse me while I laugh. What would you call someone who sneaks into your house to watch you sleep at night, and then tries to justify it by saying: "Oh, I was protecting you"? That sounds like something an obsessed stalker would say, attempting to protect himself from getting into trouble. Also, no where in the books did it give a descrition that made me think "Edward is perfect and gorgeous", considering that he looks and feels like a living statue. And I agree with #124. One last thing: If anyone wants to bash me for "Not reading the whole series", I have. I've read every book, and still think that it's pathetic that SMeyer can't use figurative language unless she's describing how *AMAZING* Edward is.

Rht2925 0

number 183 all I'm saying is that you don't see guys walking around saying I wish you were a vampire like Edward Cullen, do you? No you don't so you go **** yourself

#227 I suggest you get her name right. Pffff.... Btw most of judge twilight based on the crappy movie! Also these dumb lifeless fan girls are ruining the fun. Twilight is good! Stephenie is brilliant!

**** TWILIGHT AND ALL DELUSIONAL TWILIGHTERS.

I completely agree with #1. Twilight has ruined so many relationships (including one of mine) that it's sickening. **** that stupid bitch who wrote it, and **** every stupid brainless girl who likes Twilight.

infest0125 0

Willing to bet most of those who clicked YDI only did so cause he isn't a vampire, which they may believe is his fault. **** the psychotic twilight fans like the girl you met, they ruin this world. The normal ones I'm fine with though.