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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 08:07 - Australia - Boronia

Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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Pound for pound

By Anonymous - 27/04/2021 14:01

Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML

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By heartbroken - 09/09/2013 07:19 - United States - Cupertino

Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML

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Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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I never thought this happened in real life

By Keith - 19/05/2022 10:00

Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML

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By overachiever - 18/07/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML

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By Micheal - 23/11/2009 03:59 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML

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By thinner than you - 20/11/2012 21:57 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML

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Feeders

By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML

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Saturday 23 February 2013 16:14

Seriously she deserves to be alone. Hope she fails to find someone now.

uhhSavage 22

Saturday 23 February 2013 16:17

She's still a fat bitch on the inside, don't worry.

Comments

haj_fml 4

Saturday 23 February 2013 23:06

Haha same thing happened to me! My ex wasn't that blunt about it though.. Sorry to hear that bro, she's a bitch :/

Shadowlainx 11

Saturday 23 February 2013 23:08

don't worry you can do better, you don't need someone shallow like that in your life

redmane 21

Saturday 23 February 2013 23:09

What ever happened to being the bigger man? Then they'd both be assholes.

yusheng029 3

Saturday 23 February 2013 23:46

She'll be fat again don't worry.

RicanGata91 7

Saturday 23 February 2013 23:46

That's really messed up,you should buy her chocolates and replace them with laxative chocolate!

ColbyGB 13

Saturday 23 February 2013 23:53

That's really low..

Xotoolyxo 16

Sunday 24 February 2013 0:04

She definitely doesn't deserve such a sweet and supportive boyfriend. Hopefully she finds the biggest douche..karmas a bitch

sunn7177277 3

Sunday 24 February 2013 0:13

She's probably drowning in her tears eating a shitload of ice cream gaining all that weight back... Wondering why she can't find anyone "better than you"