Love: Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her...

By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 08:07 - Australia - Boronia

Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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Pound for pound

By Anonymous - 27/04/2021 14:01

Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML

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By heartbroken - 09/09/2013 07:19 - United States - Cupertino

Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML

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Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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I never thought this happened in real life

By Keith - 19/05/2022 10:00

Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML

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By overachiever - 18/07/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML

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By Micheal - 23/11/2009 03:59 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML

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By thinner than you - 20/11/2012 21:57 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML

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Feeders

By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML

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DinosaurTacoTime 18

Saturday 23 February 2013 16:14

Seriously she deserves to be alone. Hope she fails to find someone now.

uhhSavage 22

Saturday 23 February 2013 16:17

She's still a fat bitch on the inside, don't worry.

Comments

HeartOfLead 24

Sunday 24 February 2013 6:10

You helped train like Rocky only so she can knock you out...

vengefulkitty 2

Sunday 24 February 2013 7:51

don't worry its the 80 20 rule for this one

great1_23 4

Sunday 24 February 2013 8:41

Every girl I have ever had can be explained like this :/

Sakura13_fml 11

Sunday 24 February 2013 10:00

Here's your answer. "I really loved this girl so I helped her for over a year to achieve her goals and not give up, only to find out afterwards that she's just a shallow bitch, and I can do so much better than -that-, so let's indeed break up." Still horrible though.

droln4maltesers 8

Sunday 24 February 2013 17:39

Your ex gf will either end up being a single baby mama or with a STD. Let her be someone else's problem now.

HMaxKing 3

Sunday 24 February 2013 19:40

She must still be a little girl because a woman realizes what her man does for her and you did a lot for her.

ZombieSazza 34

Sunday 24 February 2013 21:07

Wow.... Actually, YOU deserve better! I'm sorry about this man, but karma will find her one day. You'll find the right girl some day, but it's obviously not her.

whY402Jay 12

Monday 25 February 2013 0:47

Not cool. But if you supported her by doing it along side her, you might have had a different outcome and her appreciation. I don't know if you did or didn't. But some girls find that attraction in other guys at the gym.

bryan788 29

Monday 25 February 2013 1:16

Don't worry, She will find some douche bag with a fake tan and become complacent and lazy and put the weight back on. He will dump her and she will come crawling back. So get in shape find a hot girl and when she comes back tell her to **** off.

ashlette_69420 4

Monday 25 February 2013 1:57

going to keep it short and sweet shes a ****** up bitch you deserve better and if shes that shallow and gets a guy hell leav her because he will be just as shallow