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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 08:07 - Australia - Boronia

Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
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DinosaurTacoTime 18

Seriously she deserves to be alone. Hope she fails to find someone now.

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uhhSavage 22

She's still a fat bitch on the inside, don't worry.

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hordriss 14

On the plus side, you too can do a lot better than a heartless bitch. :)

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Gestpacho88 12

Now-slender?....wait...wasn't it about a year ago that Slenderman became known?....

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onorexveritas 23

cheers to her! (for getting slim and sticking to it)... sorry about you getting dumped but you can do better now that you know what a bitch she is

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Bazinga2010 5

She's a **** and so are the mods for deleting my original comment :).

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TechFire 25

She's a bitch. You're the one who can do better. Make sure not to give her another chance when she comes crawling back.

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TiddleyMoney 7

Dude, That's ******! don't worry man, keep your head up. if you have the heart to stick with her during all that struggle then I'm sure someone who's an actual woman and not a count bag can learn to love and appreciate that great heart of yours. stay up man!!!

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eaglerob 20

That sucks, man. Glad found out now and finally saw what was at the center of her tootsie pop.

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Snowcones 14

You should walk past her eating a chocolate bar saying. "mmmmmm.....SO good! Why didn't I chose you before I chose that fat bitch?"

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Satoaoi 13

good riddance you deserve better. watch without you she gonna get fat again this time you won't be there to help the bitch

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nikhilambhorkar 24

Break her heart. Then she will start eating lots of chocolate, when her new bf dumps her bcoz she is overweight again, do not take her back and show her what a heartless bitch she was.

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