Love: Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night,...

By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 20:49 - Germany - Stuttgart

Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML

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By ifaisal - 26/02/2010 03:05 - Qatar

Today, I was on a date with someone I've had a crush on for a long time. It was after midnight, we were chatting in the car and I was close to having my first kiss ever. That is, until a bunch of policemen popped up to arrest my date for being a suspected drug dealer. FML

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By D - 04/12/2011 07:46 - United States

Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML

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By goodgrief - 05/03/2013 05:08 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

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By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej

Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was sitting behind some bushes in the dark enjoying the view, when some cops came and confiscated my night-vision goggles, then warned me for acting like a "creepy perv." FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 02/07/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

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Busted

By DuckMan - 07/10/2017 23:15

Today, I was at a party when the cops showed up. They asked whether anyone had a gun, but I heard "fun" instead and raised my hand. I got searched. FML

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What we do in the shadows

By suspiciouspeople - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I discovered that sitting in the back of your car from 8 to 9 p.m. talking with a friend in a park area is suspicious enough behavior to have cops called on you, then for backup to arrive. FML

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Possession

By Katelyn_Louise - 01/05/2021 10:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML

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I always feel like somebody's watching me

By Chris - 20/11/2012 05:03 - United States - Lakewood

Today, my ex-girlfriend was supposed to come pick up her things, and while I waited I took a nap. Thirty minutes later, I woke up with two police officers hammering on my door. They'd come to get my ex-girlfriend's things and said they were "watching me." That's the last time I date a cop's daughter. FML

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DinosaurTacoTime 18

Wednesday 20 May 2015 9:53

Shame on you for having a valid reason to be out at night.

Atomic_Mushroom 14

Wednesday 20 May 2015 9:54

Psssst.. Where's the stash..?

Comments

awesomeaiden 5

Wednesday 20 May 2015 21:13

You probably fit some sort of description

writerchic85 25

Wednesday 20 May 2015 22:46

Did you make the mistake of being black?

TallMist 32

Wednesday 20 May 2015 22:49

Yeah, no. I doubt that's legal in any place.

Shade1982 20

Wednesday 20 May 2015 23:04

It's actually legal in most places as far as I know. And it doesn't even have a backwater place, it is in some western countries. Cops are allowed to investigate (and in this case, search and question) suspicious behaviour. And to add to that, train stations and local parks at night are both very popular locations for drug dealers... So it isn't all that strange really.

TallMist 32

Friday 22 May 2015 0:36

He was just sitting there, though, and they didn't have warrants. But they still decided to search and question OP for 30 minutes.

vampire9545 5

Wednesday 20 May 2015 23:52

thats y you bring a newpaper! cop1:whats he doing in the park this late? cop2: just reading the paper. lets go

earthlyscum 19

Thursday 21 May 2015 2:28

You people are ******* dumb. Thanks to the Terry vs Ohio case, officers have the RIGHT to search pedestrians with reasonable suspicion. However, if you say, "I do not give consent to be searched and questioned." Then they cannot search you. Gain some knowledge before you talk shit about the police you *******. IF WE DIDNT HAVE POLICE EVERYDAY WOULD BE THE PURGE.

blackonblight 32

Thursday 21 May 2015 4:57

Pssst, look at location before you cite laws.

dragonrider1959 18

Thursday 21 May 2015 4:43

They can't perform unwarranted searches or seizures

ProSwimmerFL 16

Thursday 21 May 2015 8:31

Did they have a warrant or probable cause ?

pgmonster 19

Thursday 21 May 2015 12:20

Even if OP was from the U.S. (Which they obviously are not) it never said he was forcibly searched he could've given consent as most people who have nothing to hide do