Intimacy: Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about...

By Jess49 - 03/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML

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By Maria39018 - 01/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML

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By JK - 01/02/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

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Experiment!

By anal-retentive - 23/06/2016 20:00 - United States

Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML

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By U_U - 20/10/2013 19:20 - United States

Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML

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No kinkshaming here

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 04:37 - United States - Northridge

Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML

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Same

By Anonymous - 08/01/2015 14:24 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML

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The Lovecats

By HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

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By scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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Groucho

By beardedlady - 02/07/2011 06:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML

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You deserved it 5 249

By maybe if i was paid like them i would - 14/08/2015 22:42 - United States - Houston

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I had any kinks, so I told him all about them. He was actually mad because I didn't have the same 'sexy kinks' the girls in porn have. FML

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You deserved it 2 611

tacovender 7

Saturday 3 December 2011 5:19

Nothing like dipping your head in a dirty toilet during sex!

graham11 14

Saturday 3 December 2011 5:20

And...that's when you wish life had an undo button.

Comments

CLongaker 2

Sunday 4 December 2011 8:23

Want a new bf?

AliCat18 12

Saturday 10 December 2011 14:46

#170 i would understand if you were 50 but youre 15 and you dont know what bf means! really! my dad knows what it means! bf= boyfriend!

dopefreshh19 3

Sunday 4 December 2011 10:00

Lol what's that?

momo1972 3

Sunday 4 December 2011 15:48

Well get on with it, you opened the door

bearsy 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 17:45

Wait you mean like head in toliet right?

Namenlos_fml 20

Sunday 4 December 2011 22:16

You're the one who asked.

Sionnach 10

Monday 5 December 2011 11:43

'Anything'... possibly the most dangerous word in the English language.

mrmerino 0

Monday 5 December 2011 16:30

Ahhh! Oh my god that's hilarious!

Omgplz 3

Tuesday 6 December 2011 3:55

"he put my head in a toilet" -"still counts!"

Scarlettx7 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 7:03

That's sick !

xMRxLAMAx 0

Friday 9 December 2011 21:47

So? shove his head in the toilet?

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