By Jess49 - 03/12/2011 02:06 - United States

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Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
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tacovender 7

Nothing like dipping your head in a dirty toilet during sex!

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graham11 14

And...that's when you wish life had an undo button.

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sarahbear430 0

Haha this song instantly popped into my head "I would do anything for love, yes I would do anything for love... But I won't do that..."

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YunoGasai_fml 7

Crap, beaten to it!

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witchdoctor1 9

Ah the adrenaline of near death...gasping for air...

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IndigoAcrylic 9

Alaskakid thought I was cute...Thats the main thing (; LALALALA ^_^

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YunoGasai_fml 7

I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that.

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Shawn_Tizzle20 4

What are you Meatloaf?

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Shawn_Tizzle20 4

Who are you, Meatloaf?

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katiekarnif 9

GET OUT. and fast. he can find some weird swirly girl..

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kaykay20 0

Guess this means you aren't willing to try everything. Theirs many sex positions, toys to stimulate both partners, etc. No need to bring poo or the toilet into your sex routine just yet.

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bubo_fml 10

Is this before or after he drops off the Browns at the Super Bowl?

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firemedic919 0

freak. oh wait nothing wrong with a freak.

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