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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML

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By Foreverathome - 28/09/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML

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Squatters' rights

By Anonymous - 23/04/2024 16:00 - United States - Auburn

Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML

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Not interested

By Anonymous - 19/05/2023 06:00

Today, it's been a few weeks since I moved into my own place, so I decided to visit my parents. I rang to ask for a good time to come over but all I got was basically, "Nope, you’re moved out now, a grown up, no longer our problem, ring us when you get some girl pregnant with our first grandbaby, bye." FML

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By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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Our house, in the middle of our street

By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 10:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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Don't go

By Paulshaun1 - 06/10/2016 13:38 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML

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Unreasonable

By Rowyn - 04/01/2025 01:00 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, my family got mad at me and called me a "selfish" for not moving to the same state they’re in while I was visiting, so they could be closer to my kid. We were living in the same house as them until two years ago, in my current state, until they decided to move with only a month's notice for me to find a new place. FML

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Get away from me

By OhLovely - 01/11/2012 01:39 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 km away to get away from them. FML

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I'm outta here

By VHgolf1989 - 01/06/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML

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crystal_james 0

Friday 31 December 2010 16:14

Might have been a better idea to wait until you were actually moved out to open your mouth. YDI

BonyorBobby 4

Friday 31 December 2010 16:10

Well that was clever wasnt it?

Comments

EmmyRahh 5

Saturday 1 January 2011 7:55

idiot.. my parents know now 3 years on advance that i'm moving out when I'm 18

jess6blondie9 2

Saturday 1 January 2011 11:29

you deserve it, don't treat your parents like that. karmas a biaaaaaatch!

Brak61 5

Sunday 2 January 2011 0:57

In truth, they can't wait for your stupid ass to leave.

nullify1337 0

Monday 11 April 2011 6:39

...ydi you ungrateful little bitch

Mell18 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 11:18

Maybe you should've had some respect for your parents in the first place.

buddddy 5

Friday 15 July 2011 6:10

karma

stevenmx86 7

Friday 6 January 2012 12:11

Ydi if you can't support yourself without mooching off of someone who doesn't want you around then you have no right to express a negative attitude toward your parents..

wolflove225 10

Monday 23 April 2012 4:16

If you are going to go off on a bitchfest to your parents make sure you are out of the house and and have a place to stay before you do something that stupid and have no place to go or crawl back to your parents.

reelucy 0

Wednesday 26 September 2012 21:49

so you showed your lack of appreciation for 18+ years of caring for your selfish ass? u deserve it. I hope they told u exactly what they think of you and showed you the door