Health: Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour... - FML

By unknown52 - 02/12/2011 02:02 - Netherlands

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

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Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2023 22:00

Today, an ambulance took away the woman from next door. I thought that the flat was empty since I’d never seen her, but turns out she’d been dead for 2 years. She died in bed, meaning every time I went to sleep in my bed she was only 2 feet away on the other side of the wall. I’m now super creeped out. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 08:25 - United States

Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML

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By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2012 10:38 - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

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Today, I was painting my new house when my neighbor introduced himself. Mid-conversation, he said, "The lady who lived here was nice, but just couldn't get over her husband hanging himself in the garage. Or her son shooting himself in the basement." I'll never sleep again. FML

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By octoberrain - 12/10/2011 15:41 - United States

Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Hayward

Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new neighbor about the noise his wife keeps making during their "private time". He then let me know the noise is actually from his daughter, who's mentally disabled and isn't taking the move well. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML

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RIP

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

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Top comments

that1guy1 13

Friday 2 December 2011 9:08

I'm not sure if that makes it less creepy or more...

Nolnah 14

Friday 2 December 2011 9:13

That's one mean death stare...

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onlychildFTW 33

Friday 2 December 2011 9:15

From a creeper to creepy and then sad that she has died.

tsim_fml 0

Friday 2 December 2011 9:20

I thought dead peoples eyes close

LiiaaBee 21

Friday 2 December 2011 9:34

That's just for dramatic effect in movies.

EnEl_Infierno 15

Friday 2 December 2011 9:37

No, how ever you die that's how die, eyes closed or open, or mouth open closed or whatever, and come on don't you ever watch tv, where some people die with their eyes open and the other person closes them out respect. And holy shit this one of the creepist fmls I've ever read.

EwaN_fml 0

Friday 2 December 2011 23:53

Well actually when people die with their eyes closed the gas behind their eyelid can build up enough that their eyes will open after death.

FYLDeep 25

Friday 2 December 2011 9:21

I guess people will do just about anything to justify creeping these days.

lena6310 0

Friday 2 December 2011 9:24

I lol'd ha

kalejaxson 5

Friday 2 December 2011 9:21

Did you let the cops know or did you just continue staring back?

iliketurdles 7

Friday 2 December 2011 9:26

Yeah, pretty sure she finished the staring contest first. You know, good sportsmanship and all that good stuff.

A100893 30

Friday 2 December 2011 9:23

She spent her last days perfecting her dead stares....I guess it worked.

CuteDumBlonde64 11

Friday 2 December 2011 9:24

This has to be the creepiest FML I've have ever read:(

withgoldeneyes 5

Friday 2 December 2011 9:27

gives a whole new meaning to the term "death stare"

beanshweemps 0

Friday 2 December 2011 10:39

Lol!

mischiefkel 17

Wednesday 25 April 2012 7:54

Your picture...

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 2 December 2011 9:33

How did you realize?

FYLDeep 25

Friday 2 December 2011 9:38

Her uncanny ability to win staring contests.

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 2 December 2011 9:53

OP sees dead people, and vice versa.

diidiimi 10

Friday 2 December 2011 12:13

Dead people see ops? Not quite sure it works that way, but ok. :-P

cBlackout 13

Friday 2 December 2011 9:38

She died the way she lived - with her eyes focused on your bedroom window.

MandyMeow_fml 18

Friday 2 December 2011 9:46

That is horrible.. I better go check on my creepy neighbor because he is starting to get really good at staring contests.

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