Health: Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour...

By unknown52 - 02/12/2011 02:02 - Netherlands

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2023 22:00

Today, an ambulance took away the woman from next door. I thought that the flat was empty since I’d never seen her, but turns out she’d been dead for 2 years. She died in bed, meaning every time I went to sleep in my bed she was only 2 feet away on the other side of the wall. I’m now super creeped out. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 08:25 - United States

Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML

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By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2012 10:38 - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

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By bumpinthenight - 20/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was painting my new house when my neighbor introduced himself. Mid-conversation, he said, "The lady who lived here was nice, but just couldn't get over her husband hanging himself in the garage. Or her son shooting himself in the basement." I'll never sleep again. FML

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By octoberrain - 12/10/2011 15:41 - United States

Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Hayward

Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new neighbor about the noise his wife keeps making during their "private time". He then let me know the noise is actually from his daughter, who's mentally disabled and isn't taking the move well. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML

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RIP

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

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that1guy1 13

Friday 2 December 2011 9:08

I'm not sure if that makes it less creepy or more...

Nolnah 14

Friday 2 December 2011 9:13

That's one mean death stare...

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PinkFun1969 9

Friday 2 December 2011 9:50

Oh my god did you have to report this? How creppy... I would have nightmares. Dead people are stairing at me.

welandedonthemoo 5

Friday 2 December 2011 14:31

Lmao. Creppy? Stairing?

BikeAllDay818 6

Friday 2 December 2011 10:12

That's ******* scary.

Yetifoot 0

Friday 2 December 2011 20:53

This comment is exactly the same as the others be original fag

skeezle 0

Friday 2 December 2011 10:20

That's....pretty creepy actually....but a cool story to tell lol

ScarletBloom 14

Friday 2 December 2011 10:22

You need sleeping pills.

RadioOctopus 16

Friday 2 December 2011 10:54

staring contest champion

Symmetry88 0

Friday 2 December 2011 11:28

Staring competition...TO THE DEATH! She has you beat on this one.

Altie 13

Friday 2 December 2011 11:31

You're such a liar

n0way07 3

Friday 2 December 2011 11:33

Holy fu** thats rowdy lol

AngryBlckMan13 2

Friday 2 December 2011 11:45

:3 u shouldv hooked up a camera and recorded all 3 days. Then sold the footage to hollywood for millions

getoustahere 7

Friday 2 December 2011 11:47

She died looking at you...be afraid.

exotramp 5

Saturday 3 December 2011 8:25

I LOLed so hard at this, people in the train started to stare.

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