By tortureromoretorture - 27/08/2015 00:28 - United States - West Islip

Today, after twelve straight hours of work, my fourteen year old son surprised me with a broken window and a cracked TV. He said, "I was swatting away a fly." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Yeah, kids these days have no respect for the parents who work hard to get them a nice fly. No, they just swat it away.

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Truth to be told, the fly was messing me up on my game, so I threw the phone book at it. Knocked the tv over, and broke the window.

Nobody is gonna mention the fact that this is copied off an earlier FML?

that would be cute from a four year old.

That fly swatter must have been a metal colander or something

I'm incredibly accident prone, both with myself and with everything around me. This is something that could definitely happen to me. I can assure you, OP, that he likely counted down the minutes until you came home with absolute dread.

A 14-year old should know how to battle a fly and cause less damage than Godzilla. Teach him these skills.