By tortureromoretorture - 27/08/2015 00:28 - United States - West Islip

Today, after twelve straight hours of work, my fourteen year old son surprised me with a broken window and a cracked TV. He said, "I was swatting away a fly." FML
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I_Like_Dogs 28

Yeah, kids these days have no respect for the parents who work hard to get them a nice fly. No, they just swat it away.

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trucker2 33

Truth to be told, the fly was messing me up on my game, so I threw the phone book at it. Knocked the tv over, and broke the window.

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brommwpryl 9

Nobody is gonna mention the fact that this is copied off an earlier FML?

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HWICUNow 10

that would be cute from a four year old.

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worldclassrager 39

That fly swatter must have been a metal colander or something

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laurelfire 15

I'm incredibly accident prone, both with myself and with everything around me. This is something that could definitely happen to me. I can assure you, OP, that he likely counted down the minutes until you came home with absolute dread.

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EarlFug 19

A 14-year old should know how to battle a fly and cause less damage than Godzilla. Teach him these skills.

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