By Rimmy Jobs - 21/08/2012 16:39 - United States

Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML
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PerfasarusRex 3

Think on the bright side you will probably get more tips today.

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spekledworf 18

Rimmy Jobs... what kind of work are you doing?

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Comments

couturedoll 7

Well you've got to work with what you've got. Rock those spandex bottoms! ;)

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chicagoguy 2

Hey are you from the USA?

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dlcj18 2

Yes ma'am lol wow haha pretty

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gantoman 13

62- if you don't have anything to say, FML doesn't force people to comment.

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dlcj18 2

Oh yea!!!! Btw your cute

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Dracoboxer357 35

13- Hooters? Fitness coach? Underwear model? Uhmmmm....construction? ;P

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ApologyKick 25

Construction? Reminds me of the music video for foxtrot uniform charlie kilo...

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dead247 13

Don't you mean Papa Oscar Romeo November?

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ebonyirony 29

I think if you examine your name you will see that the thief is Jimmy. Jimmy Robs, miss rimmy jobs.

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Dracoboxer357 35

14- Elementary, my dear Miss Irony! I see now that the game's afoot! ;P

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Aspen_Grace33 27

You don't have time to run home to change or have someone run you over a pair of pants? I'm sure your job would be ok with you being a little late unless it's a frequent occurrence.

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SkoomaKi 27

The phrase "Camel toe" came too quickly to my mind. On the bright side you can buy new pants!

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MichellinMan 20

if I say anything negative towards this person, I will die. why would I, anyway?

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SoultheWolf 19

There are such things called "lockers" where you put your items in it and close it, making sure only YOU can open it.

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richard_cranium 4

My school's locker rooms don't have lockers. Maybe OP's doesn't either.

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Hockeyboy4280 18

My hockey locker rooms don't either. We just hide our stuff in our hockey bags and hope for the best.

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CyNommy 4

People can break into lockers as well.

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bjf10 22

Yes, but they keep the honest people honest.

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olpally 32

Just spike the ball at your teammate's face in the next practice, and say "**** you bitch!" :D revenge will be so easy for you!

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dead247 13

If she did hit the right girl...Play the lotto.

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elflautoenpants 5

I think he's on to something... Go for the suspiciously bitchy girls... Or take out the ones you already dislike. hehe yay motives.

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Nilla_Please 12

I'm sorry the name is waay to close to rim job :P I think she will be fine workin in spandex

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MolesterStallone 13

I wish every girl worked in spandex bottoms..

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Schizomaniac 24

You do your name justice.

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MolesterStallone 13

At least it's not boys!

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kingjames2306 0

And i hope its not girls either

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MolesterStallone 13

I love girls! But only my age!

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