By Rimmy Jobs - 21/08/2012 16:39 - United States

Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 407
You deserved it 2 205

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Think on the bright side you will probably get more tips today.

spekledworf 18

Rimmy Jobs... what kind of work are you doing?

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tildoorf84 7
sensoon15 7

You should just go to work in your bra too. Make it seem like you actually wore spandex to work on purpose.

Locks can be broken. That's why they invented lock picks.

Lock picks can be effective, so that's why they have eye scanners, key card slots and other various mechanisms.

PhishloverA 14

#34, how do you know there were even lockers? YDI for being a complete moron

My pants are getting tighter just thinking about it.

skyeyez9 24

When I was i basic training, there was a thieving **** who went around stealing peoples' belongings. We had to hang out pt uniforms on our wall lockers and for some reason, forbidden to secure them inside the lockers. She would steal a pair of shorts and pt top if hers were dirty or take money from someones locker if left unlocked while they were in the showers.

And to think that if your deployed together your life could easily wind up in her hands

dlcj18 2

This has to be some kind of prank, right? I mean, who steals pants, of all things. Keep an eye on your teammates, they'll probably show up to school with them on.

Epikouros 31

Didn't you bring a towel? You could wear that as a skirt.

scary_sweetheart 4

On the bright side, If you look good in spandex, maybe you'll get a raise :P

That'd be kinda hot.... Depends on where u work though

crazytrain10110 1

Can i just say, how great are those spandex shorts?