Shouldn't the ass prints on the table tipped you off? Or probably not, since I'm sure both him and you have washed the table in between, and therefore, there are no ass germs on the table to make you sick. How the hell is this a problem?

Conversation one hour before finding the poetry.... Husband: "That last batch of brownies tasted a bit funny." Wife "I didn't make any brownies."

clean the table moron

Unless you're eating your dinner directly off the table you didn't bother to clean, how is this a problem? You might want to go buy a new toilet seat, bathtub, and replace all the furniture in the place too, because his bare ass probably touched more than one of those things as well.

While that is disgusting and definitely sucks to be you/FYL, I must say that if you rent out your place, it's disgusting not to clean it when you get it back. The problem won't be there if you clean. Him sitting naked on the table is NOTHING compared to other things he could/might have done. Lysol/bleach/antibacterial spray are your friends...

Eat what? You look delectable.

Yo, No One Knows the Truth about this... I was Chillin at this Dike's house, Beth, with my Babe. We started ****** on her Coffee Table, It had a Glass Covering on it. We was Humpin the Glass off the Table. We got Confused, Tried to get up, and Broke it. We said he Tripped.

Chances are your parents have probably gone at it at least once on that table. Buy some lysol and laugh it off.

There's probably worse things been on the table then ass prints. well come to think of if there's probably just more than his. There's probably a lot of ass prints on it. and some bodily fluids that well will show under U.V. lights and spray some luminal on there and all kinds of stuff will show. so don't worry about some ass prints.

dieee.