By Username - 28/02/2011 05:44

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Today, after we'd let an author rent out our cabin, we read in the book of poems he wrote while staying that he'd described how he enjoyed sitting on our table naked. The same table we often eat off. FML
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chrstygrl06 10

You should eat off plates. I find they're much handier.

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MauriceWinifred 0

so? clean it. And it's not like you don't use plates. what's the big deal, ugh.

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mrmerino 0

you're not eating off the table itself, are you?

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duckie227 22

lesson one on creative writing: the author and the narrator are NOT the same person so there is no proof he actually did that. he was probably just inspired to write about it. writers pay close attention to detail hence why you assume he actually did such an act.

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annihil8or 15

#10 cookie monster never eats off plates. What about that?

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sweetniven 0

most authors r weird.

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apology89 2

Look it is VERY uncomfortable to know that, but are you really that shocked about it?

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mrjude 3

Oh, the horror! He might've slept nude in the bed you also sleep in! OHNOES! You deserve it... Whatever it is, because it's not even a big deal. Get over it.

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mrjude 3

And beyond what I wrote above... HIS NAKED ASS MIGHT'VE TOUCHED THE SAME TOILET SEAT YOU USE! AND HIS NAKED BODY IN THE TUB, TOO! RUN AWAAAAY!

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missa838 0

Since you rented it out to someone else why wouldn't you clean the table first?Or do you just trust that they did nothing while they were there?YDI lmao

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