By Username - 28/02/2011 05:44

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Today, after we'd let an author rent out our cabin, we read in the book of poems he wrote while staying that he'd described how he enjoyed sitting on our table naked. The same table we often eat off. FML
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chrstygrl06 10

You should eat off plates. I find they're much handier.

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MauriceWinifred 0

so? clean it. And it's not like you don't use plates. what's the big deal, ugh.

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you_and_me_fml 8

.. whos ready to eat??

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bamboozer 0

ON the table or AT the table?

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Heffir 0

Atleast if becomes famous you can say he stayed at your cabin.

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Mokiikom_fml 8

If he becomes VERY famous, they can cut up little pieces of the table and sell it to creepy fans who want to have indirect contact with the guy's ass!! :D Total win then, at least for making some profit from the gross experience...

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vivsss 11

he must have been a failed author, too poor to afford clothes

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underpaid011 0

awesome. a whole book of poems describing exactly what the poet likes to do to your stuff whole naked. if you ever sell that cabin, throw in the book.

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

why the hell were you reading his private stuff anyway? :o

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perdix 29

The best poem in the book is the one called "Flawless Victory," where he talks about the rapture of ******** and not wiping. Research shows that the vast majority of people who claim to have the experience really do have lots of residual fecal matter that should have been wiped. Bon appetit!

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clockworklolita 3

It might be a bit of a stretch, but just because he wrote it doesn't necessarily mean he did it. (As coincidental as it is) I once wrote a poem in which the main character sat naked on her dining room table and I've never done that in real life. Plus if he'd actually done it, how likely is it that he'd be comfortable letting you know about it?

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Mokiikom_fml 8

But he probably didn't count on them reading that...

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lolitaababy 0

My name is Lolita and I'm 19 and write poetry also! we gave three very cool things in common! awesooooome ^__^

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