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Thats awesome, be thankful he trys so hard hahaha
Your furniture got kicked over repeatedly and you thought it was a ghost? Are you ******* kidding me? You did not change the door lock, set up a surveillance camera, or call the police about the break-ins, preferrably all 3 at the same time? I don't usually say this, but you lack the most rudimentary common sense or critical thinking skills. I've known plenty of people who think the world will end in December, or that pushing needles into your skin will magically cure disease, or that their imaginary friend in the sky has given them the absolute truth but nobody else. I can guarantee you that all of them, upon seeing their home trashed, would be rational enough to call the police. They would not ascribe it to some supernatural power. P.S. Yes, I did just find some fancy words to call you an idiot.
I think I would have thought break in the first time. More than I once though, I would have thought it was a ghost too. I mean, how often does one persons house get broken into that often?
Let's see. The first time, you think it's a break in, so you change your lock. Then your furniture continues to get knocked over. Hmm...who could possibly have access to my home all the time? There's me, there's my boyfriend, and...well, that's it. I know I didn't knock over the furniture, so who did? Oh God, intractable logic! It's NP-complete! My brain can't handle it! Why does the world have to be so complicated??????
If only it were NP-complete, it's actually undecidable.
63- Wow, you seem like quite the ball of sunshine.
I am pretty sure you just called God imaginary. What right do you have to tell people that they lack common sense and critical thinking skills if they believe in God?
I dropped a glass cup once. Then a ghost shattered it the exact instant it hit the floor.
What right do you have to tell people that they lack critical thinking skills if they believe in unicorns? If someone believes there's only 1 unicorn and he's blue, and another believes there's only 1 unicorn and he's red, and the third believes he's yellow, are you telling me that all 3 contradictory beliefs are right? Please, come back when you have something logical to say.
When people start questioning your "right" to attack a belief, it's because they can't actually find a defense against said attack, Ideasrule. If they had a rebuttal, they'd use that instead.
I laughed my ass off at this. Not because she thought the place was haunted, not at all, but the image of a guy just kicking the chairs over. That's his daily routine. It's so funny and disturbing.
He's obviously using the D.E.N.N.I.S system.
Best comment ever? Or best written words ever? Both.
So when your boyfriend was taking advantage of the situation to have sex rather than call ghost-busters you didn't figure it out?
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He just wanted extra love from you
Boo it's a criminal master mind!