Miscellaneous: Today, after weeks of coming home to find my furniture all tipped...

By Anonymous - 14/10/2012 17:03 - Estonia

Today, after weeks of coming home to find my furniture all tipped over, thinking the place was haunted, and accepting my boyfriend's offers to come over and "comfort" me, I came home from work early. I found my boyfriend in the kitchen, kicking over all the chairs. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2015 04:37 - New Zealand - Albany

Today, I invited an acquaintance over for tea. When he came in, I told him to make himself at home. He took it literally and now half of my pantry is messed up, my boyfriend's chocolate supply is gone, and I'm pretty sure our couch is broken. Thanks. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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By anyoi - 25/04/2012 22:43 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

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By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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Get out, now

By Hélène - 01/05/2021 10:58

Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML

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By kenz - 06/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML

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By sevenshotmovie - 21/09/2017 07:00 - United States - Sheffield

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to watch a movie with myself and a few friends. He got drunk, talked during the entire movie, fell into and broke my fan and then threw up all over my roommate's bathroom. He is still leaning over the toilet and my fan sounds like a woodpecker. FML

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flutter4 7

Monday 15 October 2012 3:28

He just wanted extra love from you

lacespace 8

Monday 15 October 2012 3:27

Boo it's a criminal master mind!

Comments

dabeast15 7

Monday 15 October 2012 3:48

He's trying to get ur attention

mintcar 9

Monday 15 October 2012 3:49

You really believed it was haunted? Seriously? Wouldn't be the first thought that comes to mind.

khamaria 4

Monday 15 October 2012 20:45

If you don't already know this is one of the things that ghost do. They open cabinets drawers and turn things upside down. So yes her thinking was very logical.

gottageek 17

Monday 15 October 2012 3:50

That's some serious dedication to get some "comforting" in. Throw him a bone and let him win this round :)

SenselessPattern 12

Monday 15 October 2012 4:00

Time to call Ghostbusters!

Anxe 9

Monday 15 October 2012 4:01

That's a sign of an abusive boyfriend...

AlexaWuzHere 31

Monday 15 October 2012 4:45

Please explain to me how pushing over chairs to get some extra attention from his girlfriend is a sign of him being abusive.

bladedrose 3

Monday 15 October 2012 5:00

Agreed I would love to hear it as well

Levvy 22

Monday 15 October 2012 16:13

I'll field that one. Gaslighting is a form of psychological abuse. It's often leveraged by sociopaths and/or abusers to cause their victims to doubt their perceptions of reality. Read "When men batter women: new insights into ending abusive relationships" by Dr. Neil Jacobson and Dr. John Gottman, and "The Sociopath Next Door" by Dr. Martha Stout.

outoftown 26

Tuesday 16 October 2012 2:53

Once or twice is a prank. Doing it for weeks is abusive and controlling. It's abusive because he knows it upsets her. It's controlling because he makes her upset, then pretends to "comfort" her. Yup, time to dump this liar, change the locks, and report any further trouble to the cops.

Kiyda 11

Monday 15 October 2012 4:02

He must have been possessed.

lilhellian 26

Monday 15 October 2012 4:06

just remember to never cross the streams!!!

devore504 7

Monday 15 October 2012 4:10

Why would a ghost trash your house? Also ghost dont just show up unless somebody you know died or a baby is born.

devore504 7

Monday 15 October 2012 4:31

Why did this get voted down

klovely22 13

Monday 15 October 2012 5:10

How can I put this nicely? It wasn't very well thought out.

devore504 7

Monday 15 October 2012 6:51

77 but your pic of you french kissing an infant sure was. You female.dog.

sammyjanette 17

Monday 15 October 2012 4:15

You should comfort him with a swift kick of your own.

CuriousAlien 7

Monday 15 October 2012 4:34

I don't know why some people are getting mad or saying "dump him." I thinks it's partly sweet and funny the way he did it. Sweet, because he was thinking about her and wanted to spend more time with her. Funny, because, she thought the place was haunted the whole time.