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By UhOh - 08/07/2011 20:38 - United States

Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

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By fgbh456 - 28/12/2011 00:48 - United States

Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML

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By ccat209 - 20/12/2016 04:05 - United States - Riverton

Today, my parents finally realized that I've been sneaking vodka when they weren't home. Note to self: don't let them freeze vodka that's actually 75% water. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML

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By shartface12 - 06/06/2014 22:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 14:00

Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 05:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML

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By mirrorfad - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML

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By Sean - 25/12/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, I asked my mom why she drinks. She said she only drinks when she's depressed. My step-dad said she only drinks on the weekend. Those are the days I'm at her house. FML

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Saturday 9 July 2011 0:43

Yelling Douchebags Incorporated.

philtheawesome 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:41

what about for the last few weeks? I thought Friday was every week...

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RandomChickXD 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:57

I read this like 3 times and still don't get what makes it an FML...

Sirin_fml 46

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:58

The OP is a hopeless alcoholic, and now she has no more alcohol left.

hatepineapple 14

Saturday 9 July 2011 3:13

Hmm? I didn't interpret it as that. I saw it as the OP was stealing alcohol from her Mom, and it ran out, so come Friday when her Mom goes to take a drink, she [the mom] will find out that her daughter's been stealing from her. This, combined with the fact that the OP's probably under age, combined with the fact that the crazy mother needs her alcohol fix, creates the FML of the OP: Bitch gonna git killed.

mehwhocares 9

Saturday 9 July 2011 3:02

Wow, you're a dumbass.

darkmis1 17

Saturday 9 July 2011 3:04

There is no way you don't deserve this.

emmygroves 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 3:08

why would you replace it anyways? just throw the bottle out. if you had it for weeks, and she drinks every friday, I am sure she didn't miss it.

danaxlouise 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 3:14

the mom is not an alcoholic if she drinks on fridays. but you're an idiot for doing that. you deserve it.

howdmynosego 12

Saturday 9 July 2011 3:19

tick tick tick tick tick tick tick

neongurl98 10

Saturday 9 July 2011 3:30

can you give me ONE good reason to do that?? of course you can't!.....dumbass

NShizzzle 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 3:39

hahahahah

Punkpoptart1119 20

Saturday 9 July 2011 3:40

Well, this is a YDI on so many levels. If you're drinking your moms alcohol, that most likely means that you're not old enough to buy your own. Why do people find it so cool to drink underage? Just wait until you are of age and do it legally. Its not like you have until the legal age to drink and then after that its illegal. And if you knew that your mom likes to drink, why would you drink her liquor? Its HERS. I bet she doesn't get into your stuff without asking. Grow up, OP.