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By UhOh - 08/07/2011 20:38 - United States

Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

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By fgbh456 - 28/12/2011 00:48 - United States

Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML

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By ccat209 - 20/12/2016 04:05 - United States - Riverton

Today, my parents finally realized that I've been sneaking vodka when they weren't home. Note to self: don't let them freeze vodka that's actually 75% water. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML

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By shartface12 - 06/06/2014 22:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 14:00

Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML

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It's just liquid fun

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 05:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML

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Glass houses and all that

By mirrorfad - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML

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By Sean - 25/12/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, I asked my mom why she drinks. She said she only drinks when she's depressed. My step-dad said she only drinks on the weekend. Those are the days I'm at her house. FML

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Saturday 9 July 2011 0:43

Yelling Douchebags Incorporated.

philtheawesome 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:41

what about for the last few weeks? I thought Friday was every week...

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loola144 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 4:45

this isnt really an fml. its just you being an idiot

karinaprism9 4

Saturday 9 July 2011 4:47

T.G.I.F? guess not...

EZ2XLR8 7

Saturday 9 July 2011 4:49

YDI all the way. You win the idiot award of the decade. You must be really retarded to do something like that.

droxd923 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 4:51

jackass

itsallforfun 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 4:52

You peoples comments ruin the fun of fml's.

hairguitarhero 5

Saturday 9 July 2011 4:55

then don't ****** read it

tylr6024 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 4:54

easy say you were looking for something on that shelf and say you accidentally knocked it off and broke.

dgame 3

Saturday 9 July 2011 5:07

I'll say just break the bottle and tell her it was an accident. problem solved

ashleii2010 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 5:10

you're the one who did it dumbass..

Lauraupwardbound 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 5:14

Wow your an idiot OP

jacksonclarke 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 5:14

just buy a bottle of vodka and replace the water with it. its so obvious it's stupid.

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