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By UhOh - 08/07/2011 20:38 - United States

Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML
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philtheawesome 0

what about for the last few weeks? I thought Friday was every week...

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horrorfreak79nj 2

Your pretty ****** retarded. Hopefully she beats the **** out of you until you fall into a deep coma & buys herself some more vodka. Then all of our problems will be solved

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stoptrying 9

Someone was neglected as a child. And I really can't imagine why even their parents wanted nothing to do with them. /sarcasm

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horrorfreak79nj 2

And thank crap it wasn't me. Christ I'm awesome.

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skizzlerz 0

tell us how it goes lmao

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HappyCello 0

If your not dead yet... here's an idea: just offer to make her a mixed drink, then you'll the opportunity to make it taste more alcoholic

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roobin302 0

ask my homie jesus.. he can probably help..

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Josiieeee 3

I completely understand how you feel..

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omgdoublefml 3

God damn kids can't use their brains these days, this not an FML. It's more of a FWMB: **** where's my brain

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