By apparently inexperienced - 11/09/2012 16:54 - United States - Brockton

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Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
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RuCheezBurger 10

He should be thankful he even got something. I know I would be.

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MolesterStallone 13

That means he watches a lot of ****...

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fyreprincess 3

i'm sorry you feel disappointed. ask him what he likes. have a sexy talk about what you both want.

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tygerarmy 35

Both people having sex should enjoy it. The OP obviously did. She doesn't have to act like a **** star if she doesn't want to. But then she isn't filling her boyfriends desires and they aren't sexually compatible then.

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kimmi41509 10

The only way to find out what he wants and likes is to ask him. That's the mistake people make these days. It's important to be aware of each other's desires and the way you like things. Otherwise the sex probably won't be too great. Good luck OP!

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hellya14 0

My guess is he wants a **** star and not a real woman...

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rs89 20

Then she'll have to meet him half ways by getting him some blow-up doll and a ***** for her, all while watching ****... Hurray modern life! What's the world coming to?

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captainburke 5

Uh no if you stopped having sex with him he wouldn't be saying that shit

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MorganXAlexander 6

What a doucher

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CaptainDoorknob 7

24 - If your profile picture is any indication, you and him are both one of the same..

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Schizomaniac 24

"sex session" For some reason that word choice makes me dislike you.

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Landrykm91 6

I wasn't crazy about it either, but I wasn't sure how to word it. And I would never say "sex sesh". I think you're mistaking me for the kind of girl who's 16, into Beiber and Jersey Shore, and has posters of Edward Cullen all over my walls.

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AngelicTide 11

**** is for entertainment, a fantasy. Not many people want/can do that. Tell your boyfriend to me more realistic!

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Enslaved 36

He'd rather you watch **** vs him personally expressing/teaching what he likes and doesn't?

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