By Heww - 28/09/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, after working an 11 hour shift, I decided to treat myself to a delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut. When I got home, I sat down, put my feet up, poured myself a cold glass of milk. My dog jumps on my lap and vomits all over my doughnuts, stares at me then bites the doughnut out of my hand. FML
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iSmellNice 2

I feel your pain. I love donuts.

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Darsa 0

At least you still had your milk :)

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JohnnyTheFox 0

YDI for not keeping your dog in check. They're pack animals; they need to know their place in the pack, which involves being very mean to them when they do things like steal food from you. That theft of food shows that the dog thinks he/she is above you in the pecking order.

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kukopia 0

Aka the dog is the 'alpha' in that pack.

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TheSuitGuy 0

YDI. You obviously have no idea how to train a dog if you can't keep it off your lap when you want, and out of your food. I feel sorry for any kids that might live near your house, less they upset the true master of your home.

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xenomorph 0

Your dog, your choice. Don't complain because your dog misbehaved.

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examancer 0

YDI for having that dog. If he's making your life a living hell why do you keep him. ITS JUST A DAMN DOG! Also, you should have trained him better.

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inspireme48 0

hahaha he did kinds save ur life.. but it wa a 1 doughnut guys!

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Fop 6

OH POOR YOU YOU LOST A DOUGHNUT IT MUST BE IMPOSSIBLE TO ENDURE. God. Why do people whine over every single miniscule negative detail in life these days?

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xxchilloutxx 0

you're the one whinging about someone whinging... so really you're, if anything, worse than them! Just don't read FML?

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slaggerr 0

you are the only smart one to comment this FML. That's what I was thinking. I mean come on, how is the dog puking and eating you donut an FML? There are tons of people out there who would love to only have their dog eating a donut as a bad aspect of life. Some of these are so stupid. I wish the worst thing that has ever happened to me was my dog eating some of my food and puking on me.

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Dr_Balls 0

First of all, xxchilloutxx had it right, slaggerr, sorry. Now when I read comments like yours Fop, of which there are many, I simply can't help but put my fists on my hips and shake my head. Really? FMyLife.com is not a large-scale social project for the cataloging and appreciation of true human suffering. It's as serious as its name; **** my life. We're on here to read stories that are genuinely enjoyable, and a story hardly has to be tragic to be enjoyed. In fact, tragedy has historically had the opposite effect. Please, enjoy these stories for what they are; hilarious happenstance--that coincidentally tends to be a little !@#$ed up.

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MiddleChild08 0

And you just sat there with vomit all over you while your dog stared you down over a doughnut? I would have jumped up immediately, throwing the dog to the floor and thereby keeping him out of reach of my doughnut. But good job, just sitting there in your dog's puke whining over a doughnut.

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laurr_rawrs 0

at least now you won't get fat? still sucks though.

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MiddleChild08 0

And you just set there covered in your dog's vomit while he stared you down over the doughnut? I would have jumped up immediately, throwing the dog to the floor, and thereby putting him out of reach of my doughnut. Good job though, just sitting there in your dog's vomit whining about a doughnut.

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