Intimacy: Today, after years of marriage and my lazy husband letting himself...

By Anonymous - 22/04/2014 03:00 - United States

Today, after years of marriage and my lazy husband letting himself go, I can now finish a bottle of wine and still be sober. This means I've built immunity to the last thing that can make me want to have sex with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2022 16:00

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2020 08:02

Today, after close to 10 years of marriage, my wife’s health has improved enough she is craving sex again. Just not with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2022 10:00

Today, if I want to be sexually attracted to my wife, I need to be very drunk, but if I'm very drunk there's about a 2/3 chance I'll have whisky dick. Before you ask, we've been married over 40 years, so there's no point in divorcing, we've been together too long, so who else would want to shag us except each other? FML

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Biblically correct frustration

By Bigfoot73 - 09/03/2023 08:00 - United States - Statesville

Today, it's been twelve years, seven months, and fifteen days since my wife has wanted sex. She was drunk. She no longer drinks. Guess my name is Job now and I have to be patient. FML

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By Shenza - 17/06/2012 12:34 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I am exhausted and can barely move after being up all night taking care of my drunk and vomiting husband. He, on the other hand, feels much better and is bounding with energy. FML

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By Helen - 10/11/2012 10:15 - United States - Pine Bluff

Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML

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By Sorry babe - 29/11/2020 08:02 - United States

Today, I went out for drinks for the first since I stopped breastfeeding. I underestimated how low my tolerance had become and how strong the drinks were. My husband was stopped by two bouncers while trying to carry me to the car. They thought he'd drugged me. FML

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LuluRichards 20

Tuesday 22 April 2014 8:20

Maybe marriage counselling is worth a try?

Nimmrodel 11

Tuesday 22 April 2014 8:21

That was one depressing read. Maybe time to seek help; that's not healthy for you or him.

Comments

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Tuesday 22 April 2014 10:44

Either seek help and try to save your marriage or walk away, because you are on a dangerous path there.

rob02 19

Tuesday 22 April 2014 11:45

upgrade to something stronger or make his fat ass workout

sabine123_fml 5

Tuesday 22 April 2014 12:18

Both of you need help!

Lovehimdearly 3

Tuesday 22 April 2014 12:22

Sounds to me that you checked out of this relationship long ago.....not really fair to anyone!

Bafrinn 14

Tuesday 22 April 2014 12:42

Well, That's Unusual.

MuleCrater 1

Tuesday 22 April 2014 12:49

Maybe he let himself go because his wife drinks too much. Two sides to every story.

Guardian88 21

Tuesday 22 April 2014 14:59

Actually there (3) sides to every story, yours, mine, and the truth

brandoneyez1 25

Tuesday 22 April 2014 12:49

Sounds like time to figure out where your relationship is going.

ErinRosado 14

Tuesday 22 April 2014 13:01

This is so sad. You guys need to have a long talk...Preferably without a bottle of wine.

Bigfabthetruth52 22

Tuesday 22 April 2014 13:17

umm.....so hold on im confused did she get what she wanted.not sure what shes trying to say here.i guess that she's gotten over alcoholism and that that combined with her husband no longer being attractive to her was the direct cause of her no longer being a sex addict.