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By anonomous - 07/04/2012 15:27 - United States

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Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
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mejiiaa 0

Maybe you should of been honest about faking it

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Finnick_fml 12

It took him years to give you an ******..?

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natashax21 5

Honesty is the best policy :)

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vcapelo 19

And what does that proof? Simply that lies ain't good for relationships!

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perdix 29

You best hope is to say you really didn't know what a big ****** was and you've been having mini-orgasms all along. Pray that works or you'll have to admit to years of deceit and treachery.

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rhysfucker 24

Women do have different intensities of orgasms, so maybe that will work...

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perdix 29

Sounds legit. Hope it works for the OP!

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twisted_cherub 14

It'll work. I used it on my ex, the one who demanded orgasms every time. They even used it on How I Met Your Mother. Lily told Marshal that "young Lily only thought those were orgasms".

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sdroze1389 31

your comments usually never suck. good on you petrix

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lolfood 24

Why do women feel the need to fake orgasms?

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

So their husband/boyfriend doesn't get mad or think he's bad at sex?

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stevenJB 25

Because they think we care.

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jokinstan 4

IKR sex is super intimate and personal. Everyone is so different so the same moves don't work the same with everyone. It's best to be honest so that you can get to know what works eat with each other makin it that much more special.

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rhysfucker 24

Shame on you, for not helping teach him before now. Now you're stuck in a lie...see how that hurts the marriage? On the other hand, nice nut. Just be glad you didn't squirt like a garden sprinkler...

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igese 11

op: oh honey that one was so intense, can you do it like that more often?

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luststarrr 22

And that, ladies, is why you don't fake orgasms.

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