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By anonomous - 07/04/2012 15:27 - United States

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Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 970
You deserved it 46 375

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Maybe you should of been honest about faking it

Finnick_fml 12

It took him years to give you an ******..?

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Strwbry3Shortcke 8

Don't you read Cosmopolitan? NEVER fake it because they'll never improve. It's like encouraging a child to ride a bike backwards. If you don't let them know what they're doing wrong, they'll never be successful!

Perhaps the one sensible thing that's ever come out of Cosmo. OP, YDI for faking it rather than teaching your husband what to do.

88 - I agree with you in principle, but I have to admit I'd be pretty impressed by a kid riding a bike backwards lol.

You fake it, you lose! Game, set, match. What, you didn't see it coming? That's why marriages fail, a lack of communication. A good husband is willing to do what it takes to please.

NotInTheMoodShoo 0

Omg this actually made me laugh lol

NotInTheMoodShoo 0

Have to admit tho, the best part was the Walmart sammich comment... Made my day lol

Great sex is all about communication. You're just sabotaging your sex life and your relationship by faking an ******. YDI

imtooshy 18

I would never be able to fake an ****** nor would I even consider it. My boyfriend expects and loves when I give him an intense ********, he loves how I can take him all in, take my time and know exactly what he likes, I know his whole body and I expect the same in return. Communication has way more benefits than lies, real talk people :)

Chronic failure to communicate yourself honestly? YDI

Why did u fake your orgasms? Is he not good in bed? Or its probably you feeling attractive to him again