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By anonomous - 07/04/2012 15:27 - United States

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Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 970
You deserved it 46 375
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mejiiaa 0

Maybe you should of been honest about faking it

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Finnick_fml 12

It took him years to give you an ******..?

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Comments

icrest80 4

I think perdixs vote trumps the other twelve since him and a couple other guys basically run the comments section on this site

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icrest80 4

69 those damn mods keep changing it to ????

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KaiserSD 8

Doesn't matter, at least he got off...

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josiemorehouse 12

To all of the commenters: it's 'should have', not 'should of'. To OP: YDI!!!! Ladies: if your man isn't getting the job done, give him a little lesson. Trust me, it pays off!! :) Faking is lying!!

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jagsville 8

Trust me. Most men could care less if you fake it it not as long as they get satisfied. But you're right about one thing. If you would like him to get you there, nothing wrong with teaching him.

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br0ccoli 14

Lol they're just walmart fans. Thumbs up #10 if you like sandwiches or sex ...or sandwiches while having sex.

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br0ccoli 14

Thumb down #10 if you like twilight and justin beiber and clubbing baby seals.

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Awsumuzzie 12

Oh.. Oh! OH OH OH... Do you deserve this or what? Yes, YES YES YES! You do. I hope you feel this deep inside now. Guilt sucks.

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YDIomg 9

Should have gotten a man who can give you real orgasms everytime.

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