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By anonomous - 07/04/2012 15:27 - United States

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Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
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mejiiaa 0

Maybe you should of been honest about faking it

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Finnick_fml 12

It took him years to give you an ******..?

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perdix 29

Why are they thumbing you down, Noor? That was a pretty good comment. I thumbed you up in the hopes of letting more people see your work.

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VictoriaSchultz 8

#38 obviously has nothing better to do than act hard over the Internet. #Grow up .

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sushant96 5

why didn't u tell him to go HaRdER ??!!!!!!!!

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jamaicanbunny 0

Just tell him it's the best you've ever had

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jeanniecm1984 17

A lot of women can't ****** from penetration alone. OP needs some foreplay and ***********. Still, there's no point in faking it. I'd rather lie there making no noise at all if I'm not feeling it than fake an ******.

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jeanniecm1984 17

That doesn't always work. Also, that can make the guy finish faster, and that doesn't help at all!

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retyi43 14

why do women fake orgasms?? just tell us what we're doing wrong!

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Jannettecooks 1

The way you phrased this makes me believe that not only was this the first time he's given you an ******, but the first time you've had one period! You cannot expect someone to know your body well enough to give you the big O without knowing how to do it yourself girl! Time to explore and conquer!

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PrincessPesa 20

^^Well said! It's seems the OP doesn't have much "hands on" experience at all. If she knew what she sounded like she'd at least have been a better actress! ;) All kidding aside, many women have troubles climaxing and it can be embarrassing for them. But really, take a workshop or something! No excuses for being caught in a lie like this one.

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Jannettecooks 1

True! I think it comes back to young girls believing that ************ is dirty or wrong. Men never seem to have this problem! Lol By the way, I love your picture! Very Angelina Jolie!

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