Miscellaneous: Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally...

By damnedbydurberg - 22/11/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML

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By sharpie2792 - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

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Ultraviolence

By Noname - 05/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML

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Unfortunate coincidences

By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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Thanks bossman

By Anonymous - 11/10/2013 16:43 - United States - Logan

Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML

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Teenage riot

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 22:29 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML

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The asshats always win

By Iabnysmwytm - 27/03/2021 16:30 - United States - Bluffton

Today, I finally had enough of my coworker mocking and misgendering my transgender daughter, so I screamed at him. I got written up and suspended without pay for 2 weeks. He got praise from our boss for handling the situation with class. FML

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Toxic workplace

By Screamingfirecracker - 15/08/2016 04:12 - Canada

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

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lalatookasheema 8

Tuesday 22 November 2011 8:43

I bet it felt great though

number0 8

Tuesday 22 November 2011 8:40

That's why you fight fire with water, and not fire...

Comments

pinklaf9 6

Thursday 24 November 2011 9:49

It doesn't matter. Be glad you had the courage to stand up at all. Sometimes in life we do the right thing but the outcome appears to be the opposite of what we wanted. In truth we have learned valuable skills we can use for the rest of our lives.

mimirocks4 3

Thursday 24 November 2011 14:18

That Suckss !!

joshjosh04 4

Thursday 24 November 2011 19:53

This is sad when one person gangs up on someone just too hurt someone else This reminds me of a time when my friend was gitting bullied so much he started to go suisidle, that's when I told him this is enough were taking care of u're little problem so we whent and started a fight and beat his bully and that Was the end of his problem now he's not suisidle any more and he's not being bullied anymore.

AdrianEC 15

Thursday 24 November 2011 22:38

Man, FYL. I hate it when people in school decide to be dicks. In June, the vice principal decided to suspend a friend because he cussed, and he was venting on issues in his life. And the two bitches that told on him made the situation worse than it seemed. That was a crappy way to end 8th grade...

moomoomeow2 7

Friday 25 November 2011 2:11

I'm sorry man

neonsugarXx 0

Friday 25 November 2011 8:37

That was brave :3 I hope you're ok.. Bullying is serious.... Be strong OP! x3

catseventhst 0

Friday 25 November 2011 8:51

Just sad...

sarahsuperstario 8

Saturday 26 November 2011 0:26

Detention is a small price to pay for your braveness. Congrats(:

SlickWillyTFCF 5

Saturday 26 November 2011 1:23

Detention isn't the end of the world. Take your lumps and be proud you stood up for yourself.

marzipanimal 15

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:20

Very worth it. I told about bullying so much when it happened to me. U know what happened?. I got punished for being a tattle tale. Then the chick still was a jerk. The teachers all knew but never did anything, but then they make a big deal when it was one of the teachers kids. U know what I did?. It was me and all my friends and she's like omg looooook it's her!. I turned around, popped her in the mouth knocking her over and all the guys got scared and ran. Ha:3 Then I got suspended for 'physical abuse' ALL WORTH IT.