Miscellaneous: Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally...

By damnedbydurberg - 22/11/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML

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By sharpie2792 - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

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Ultraviolence

By Noname - 05/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML

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Unfortunate coincidences

By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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Thanks bossman

By Anonymous - 11/10/2013 16:43 - United States - Logan

Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML

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Teenage riot

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 22:29 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML

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The asshats always win

By Iabnysmwytm - 27/03/2021 16:30 - United States - Bluffton

Today, I finally had enough of my coworker mocking and misgendering my transgender daughter, so I screamed at him. I got written up and suspended without pay for 2 weeks. He got praise from our boss for handling the situation with class. FML

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Toxic workplace

By Screamingfirecracker - 15/08/2016 04:12 - Canada

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

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lalatookasheema 8

Tuesday 22 November 2011 8:43

I bet it felt great though

number0 8

Tuesday 22 November 2011 8:40

That's why you fight fire with water, and not fire...

Comments

G0t4acked 8

Tuesday 22 November 2011 20:46

Good job. The first moment you let bullies get on your nerves, they aren't ever gonna stop. If he messes with you again then step up to him again. If he hits you, hit back. Well done OP.

Brutalitus 2

Tuesday 22 November 2011 21:07

If he doesn't get the message, punch him in the face.

iancomings 3

Tuesday 22 November 2011 21:07

lucky you dont live in NJ here you go to juvie

chels1994 11

Tuesday 22 November 2011 21:11

well you should stick up for yourself but you should go tell someone at first...if you did so And they ignored you, then you should have yelled at the bully. I don't know what else to add other than detention isn't that awful

Fylminesawsome 5

Tuesday 22 November 2011 21:26

Wait a few years then **** his mom. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

pplkillr 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 22:21

i hate that kind of shit. some kid breaks the rules by tormenting you, nothing happens. you stand up to it, somehow the teachers manage to only see what you are doing to him. just kick his ass.