By SpilledWater93 - 10/03/2014 03:07 - Ireland - Bray

Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML
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To those of you who are American, please stop apologising and feeling bad, I actually found that lady and her friends quite amusing so they made my day. And what's more the story got published on here, that's more exciting than a pot of gold any day

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Kiki242 19

As an American, a little part of me just died inside.

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Mirorbo 26

Oh behalf of Americans who aren't complete morons; I apologize for you having to endure such humiliation.

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tj4234 35

No point in saying that. Op is in ireland. Last i checked, ireland is not a US state.

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xxrebelsxx 13

Just be happy she didn't make you give her your pot of gold haha

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limitedition 25

It never ceases to amaze me how stupid people are while on vacation. May the rest of the tourists you have to deal with be non-stupid & non-offensive, OP.

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pdp_fml 21

You should have told these ignoramuses that you would put a curse on them and watch them retreat from you with terrified looks!

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TheMystery13 13

I take it by "verbally challenged" you mean incapable of saying, "I'M NOT REALLY A LEPRECHAUN YOU DUMB ****!!"

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purpleturtle16 20

You're not vertically challenged. You're fun-sized!

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hellnosucka 27

plot twist: OP realizes that he is indeed a leprechaun and the American lady reveals that she is actually a mermaid and they become friends and laugh about it all the time.

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